Alligator: Hey, babe! Want to marry me?
Allie: I'm sorry?
Alligator: I said, do you want to marry me?
Allie: No! You're an alligator!
Alligator: So what? We can still get married!
Allie: The answer is no! Alligators cannot get married! Especially to humans!
Alligator: Where do I get an engagement ring?
Allie: Solomon!!
Solomon: *cocks his rifle and aims it at the alligator*
Alligator: No, don't shoot!
Solomon: *shoots the alligator, killing him*
Alligator: *dead*
Allie: What a stupid alligator.
This story was written on Tuesday, July 9th, 2024.
A/N We all know alligators can't get married! That's silly! 🤣🤣🤣🤣 Don't be a silent reader. Please leave feedback. Thanks.
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