Rocky Neck State Park
W Main St
Niantic, Connecticut
All Of Us: *having fun on the beach*
Steven: *looking for some hot women*
Kristen: *surfboarding* Surf's up, dudes!
Eddie: *filming her*
Me: *standing in the water*
Iris: Ready for lunch? *white bathing suit, and sunglasses*
Me: Yes!
Iris: Let's go to the concession stand and see what they got!
Man: *walks up towards Clyde* Want some McDonald's? Want some McDonald's? Want some McDonald's? Want some McDonald's?
Clyde: Dude, leave me alone!
Mental Institution People: You're coming with us! *takes the man away off the beach*
Clyde: Sheesh! I don't even know him!
Woman: *on phone, speaking in Polish*
Steven: *talks to an auburn hair woman* Hey, baby! Want my number? *clicks his tongue*
Auburn Hair Woman: *pepper sprays Steven in his eyes* Jerk! *walks off*
Steven: My eyes!!!!
Ken: *arms folded* Hitting on women, eh? Time to get beat up!
Steven: Please! Not here! This is a beach!
Ken: So?
Steven: *hissing* There are lots of people!
Ken: *chuckles* That's why I love you, Steven! Always trying to talk yourself out of trouble!
Steven: *concocts an excuse* I have to rinse the sand off my feet! See ya!
Ken: You can rinse it off, after I'm done beating you up!
Steven: Not next week, now! Excuse me! *runs away*
Ken: Oh, come on! *runs after Steven*
Steven: Help!!!! *running to the rinse area* I wish there was.....
Ken: *beats up Steven*
Steven: *getting beat up*
Allie: *eating a cheeseburger from the concession stand*
Ken: *still beating up Steven*
Steven: *still getting beat up*
This story was written on Saturday, July 13th, 2024.
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