Anything but sunshine and Rainbows ( BILLY BUTCHER X READER

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As expected the word spread quicker sonic on speed that she was in fact homelanders niece with ultimately well had spilt reactions some practically commending her to standing up to vought more even if it meant it was her family which is a sick sense they were since the sicko's that were in charge concocted this whole raising the perfect bride , genetically perfect bride at that. That part still fucked with her made her sick from time to time and slightly glad that even the demented ken doll she now called him had some morals although that list was very short. She even pretended to call cease fire on the code although it was more the fact it was just getting too much to do with being pregnant and new build so she temporally stopped it pulling out the plans for her and frenchie to have a look at , granted she wasn't allowed to start making it giving half the materials were unsafe. Now six month pregnant she was slightly more emotionally not well slightly over all over place and the random scorch marks in the floor didn't help . the craving for chilli pickles and eggs was the the sandwich she paid for with the man she bought it from first time as his mother wanted to make her some to which put her in a better mood. What else was happened was packing up as the build was done everything else was done she and frenchie did place compartments around like there was in the previous place which was probably most fun she had in a while since they kept trying to stop her do anything they deemed too much . 

 which to was starting to get on her tender tits at this point another thing that was getting on her tits was her " uncle" who kept showing up like the worst stalker each start of the month . " hello" he waved and smiled if he was such cracked up psychopath she would think he was being genuine. " you know i happier to see my period than i am you" she huffed as ben came to her side. " keep your distance boy wonder" he grunted. " wonder why your sperm made it" she groaned heading into the store. " how are you, do you want help with anything" homelander smiled keeping the facade up. " you have to be joking right" she laughed . " no i wanna help my niece" he shrugged. " you thought i was your bride not fucking long ago fuck off sweet home alabama" she huffed walking down the isle. " look wasn't my finest moment but i was also lied to" he stated . " buddy it's not even in the top five of your most fucked up moments" ben scoffed as he stood more closer to y/n . " can't we just let bygones be bygones" he asked . " no we can't now can you be gone" she growled feeling her palms heating up as her irritation only grew at his presence only for ben to take her hand and shake his almost to say " not here" . " ugh just leave me alone and let me shop in peace" she sighed walking a head not even entertaining his response she was too tired for the same shit over and over. " look waste of sperm just leave your not wanted and those that do want you are delusional fuck wads that think the sun shines out of your probably bleached asshole" ben rolled his eyes following after leaving the man standing their trying to keep his stance that smiling family man image as she got on with her shopping completely trying to ignore his presence. Yet he smiled brighter in his demented mind it was some how progress blind to the full on hatred she still had for him.

She pulled up to the house knowing it would be the last week in the walls she hated more and more as time passed. She already rolled her eyes at the fact the guys were standing on the porch ready to grab the apparently heavy shopping goods. " oi what's that face for"butcher chuckled . " the fact i can't even carry a box of cereal" she huffed. " we just wanna help is all" hughie shrugged carrying more bags he planned on taking . " i'm not a weak little girl" she rolled her eyes. " no but your carrying precious cargo sweetheart look we will pull back abit cause well it is a bit fucked but we mean well" he chuckled as she glared at MM taking the bag out of her hand. " come on we're going out while they get shopping away get you ice cream and pizza or something" butcher led her back into the car knowing full well she was getting annoyed with all the coddling. " oh actually we can look at some bits for the new place" she smiled. " not what i had in mind but fuck it come on sweetheart" he led her into the car hand instantly coming to her bump still finding it madness but this madness he could be happy for. He had time to think it all over the hot and cold feeling now more hot as he was slowly but surely getting excited at the prospect of being a father . she was still trying to come to terms with the growing life in her body and yet she still love it with every part of her but the thoughts of being anything like her own mother scared the hell out of her. The fact her psychotic uncle kept showing up too was something that warranted more fear giving their history as it was. But hopefully she would rid the world of the false hero that was homelander another thing she was thinking of plans for knowing it had to be precise and thought well through properly. She maybe could even frame her mother and kill too birds with one stone since the cunt had her claws deep in her father like every man she encountered. She knew it was some sort of mind manipulation since her father was almost robotic affectionate with the woman he supposedly now love with all his heart. " whats that pretty head at now" butchers hand squeezed her thigh sending her back to earth and out of her own head. " how to kill my uncle and frame my mother"she said easily making him laugh. " i mean anyone else i'd be worried but giving who the are i well let fucking brainstorm it" he chuckled . " i mean me and frenchie can build it it's just the whole thing of doing it , i mean as much as we hate him , he is loved by many so we can't just do it straight forward like he a president of the united states we have to be careful and well she's a cunt who can mentally manipulate people so we need to make it so she can't use her powers to get away with it" she sighed already feeling the strain on the thing in her mind. " i mean you've a point but why not make it like a murder suicide as much as you'll hate me for saying it but use that loss you suffered through well her snapping point even though we both know she couldn't give a toss" . " she can't be killed so easily i mean i think she could be like him and this isn't like a regular weapon we would only get one shot at it" she sighed softly knowing it was harder then it appeared. " look stick a pin in it for now and we can all think of a plan together" he kissed her hand as they pulled into the row of stores . " or i could sit here and brainstorm while you do all that shit" he smirked. " no deal come on" she snorted seeing his smile drop and a frown on his face . 

He knew once the day he learned she was with child that he was going to have to be more patient something about hormones and shit like that ashley explained to him although he stopped listening to her halfway through. That patience though was wearing thin he was making somewhat or what he thought was progress but he needed more something more to cement the new found family bond . " what did you want , that can't be said on the phone" she walked in looking around seeing the room completely empty. " i need to you to do something that will guarantee me in Y/N's good books and you can do it and when you do it i will make sure you get all those shiny things you desperately desire most in the world" he shrugged. " what could i do that will do such a thing clearly she's not warming up to either of us" she sat rolling her eyes . " well it's simple take her child when it's born" he smiled brightly. " you say that like our father dearest is guarding her like the most precious jewel in the world he'll kill me before i even can look at the child if she asked him too" she scoffed. " well if you were actually a mother to her we wouldn't need to resort to shit like this , don't hurt it or anything just keep it for a bit so she comes to me to help get it back"he shrugged. " or she and her little gang of supe slayer kill you and me". " we can't be killed by them so just do what your told or you become a human exhibit" he growled. " fine but after this we are done and i get some nice place in europe" she held her hand out as he took it. " get it done and you'll get it all" he said. This was the one this was the plan that was going to get him into her good graces and then he'll be able to convince her to be in his plans for the future , he can get rid of the others after but this was the plan he needed to get it all started he was sure of it .