Zero's First Halloween

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Bob paces around the castle, dressed as a ghost. "COME ON SLOWPOKE! GET A MOVE ON!" Four finally comes down the stairs, dressed as a wizard and even wore a fake beard. Bob scratches his head in confusion. "ARE YOU THE HOMELESS GUY I SAW ON THE STREET THE OTHER DAY?" Four sighs and says "I'm Dumbledore! The greatest wizard that came from Hogwarts?"

Bob just blinked with a blank eyed stare. "Have you ever watched Harry Potter before?" Just before he could answer, the doorbell rang. "TRICK OR TREATERS! I'M GOING TO SCARE THE CRAP OUT OF THEM!" He rushed past Four to the door as the man grumbled in annoyance.

Karen and her kids were at the door as they all shouted "TRICK OR TREAT!" Bob fell on the floor from a heart attack while Four went to the door with a bowl of candy. "Hey kids! Nice costumes! Happy Halloween Karen!" She muttered "I should have been in bed by now..." While Four passed out candy, Frankie pushed past in a clever halloween costume. "Isn't it your first halloween with us?" He nodded, but was interrupted when the fat plumber appeared out of nowhere and shouted "Give Mario the candy!" He was dressed as a bowl of spaghetti, obviously.

"Aren't you too old for this Mario?"

"Mario is never too old for free candy!"

Four rolled his eyes as he dumped some candy in Mario's basket and then starting swishing his robe around to catch the attention of his best friend. "Do you like it Mario?" He cheered "Yeah! Smg4 makes a fantastic old hobo!" He then snatched the bowl from him and inserted the whole thing into his mouth before running off. "A HOBO!?" Bob tried not to snicker and Four complained "Look at the details of the robe! These were hand stitched!"

"LOL! EVERYBODY'S GONNA THINK YOU'RE A GRANDPA!"

Four stomped off towards the festival, enraged. "Dumbledore is the most powerful wizard in the movies! He created thousands of spells and devices! He's the headmaster of the school fro crying out loud!" Four kept complaining to Bob while he was eating a pile of candy he found at one of the booths. "Maybe I could start a group where I taught people about memes! I bet everyone would love it!"

Bob just kept munching on candy, not listening to a word Smg4 was saying when he ran into him and all the sweets fell on the ground. "MY CANDY!" Four noticed they had arrived at the festival. "Well that aside, should we go get something to eat?" He turned around to notice Bob getting wired up on all that sugar. Before Four could do or say anything, Mario rushed up with the kids and said "Smg4! Look at Mario's basket! He really scored!" He stuck his head in the basket and gobbled up the candy as Four watched both of his friends chowing down. Disgusting. Smg3 peaked around a corner in a vampire costume and snuck up behind the group.

Mario didn't notice and kept rambling on and on about his candy. "And Mario went to Shroomy's house and all he had was vegetables :(" Three saw his chance and pulled out a bomb that scared the bejesus out of Mario. "MAMAAAA!!!" He ran off in fear while the kids followed quickly, along with Karen. Four watched the commotion and looked sternly back at Three, who was laughing his head off. "What is wrong with you!?"

Three wiped away his tears of joy and said "Lighten up old-timer. This is the best night of the year for pranks." Four was still upset with him as he pointed behind him and said "Look what you did to Bob!" The cloaked man was coughing furiously and flailing around since he got startled so bad, he was choking. Three rolled his eyes and said "Oh he's just being dramatic." Four was about to say something when Three pointed excitedly and exclaimed "Oh boy! There's another group over there!" He pulled more bombs out of his pockets and rushed over in the same direction he pointed out.

Four diverted back to Bob, now twtiching. He sighed and dragged Bob by his foot while in the distance, you could hear more panicked screams and hysterical laughter.

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