Jokes, Insults and Comebacks Part 1

M.O.M.

Teenage Biy: Mom, can I borrow 5 bucks?
Mom: What do you think I am, Made out of money?
Teenage Boy: Isn't that what Mom stands for?
Mom: A... *silences and realizes it. Hands 5 bucks*
Teenage Boy: Thanks, Mom. *leaves*

M- Made
O- Out of
M- Money