Eating Steak and Snow

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Friend: Hey, what's that song you always sing by Twenty One Pilots that goes: All my friends are eating steak and snow.

Me: Dude, it's All my friends are heathen, take it slow. And it's called Heathens.

Friend: No it doesn't. I'm pretty sure it goes All my friends are eating steak and snow.

Me: I'm out

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