Jokes, Insults and Comebacks Part 1

Sharing Is Bad | Lloyd Cafe Cadena (YouTuber)

Me: *eating a pack of biscuits*

Friend 1: Hey. Can I have some? *gets already*

Friend 2: hey. Me too. *gets already*

Friend 3: Also me.

Then everyone starts to get your food. 

Me: There's a shop right there. Why won't you buy some?

Then you throw away your food so no one can get it.