No offence to the blondes. It is just a joke. This is gonna be the first (I think) and last (maybe) joke about blonde jokes.
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A blonde, a redhead and a brunette were all in a desert. They found a lamp and rubbed it. A gennie popped out and granted each one of them a wish. The redhead wished to be back home. Poof! She's back home. The brunette wished to be back home with her family. Poof! She is home with her family. The blonde said, "Aww, I wish my friends was here."
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There are 11 people hanging onto a rope that comes down from an airplane. 10 of them are blonde and the other one is a brunette. They all decided that one of them should get off so the rope won't break. No one can decide who should go, so brunette said "I'll get off." The blondes all moved by what the brunette said, they started clapping. Problem solved.
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How can you tell a brunette that is actually a blonde who dyes her hair?
When she trips over the cordless phone.
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Why did the blonde like lightning?
Because she thought that someone was taking a picture of her.
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A blonde, a fat brunette and a skinny redhead found a magic mirror. If you lie to it you die. The redhead says, "I look fat." and dies. The brunette said "I look skinny." and dies. The blonde says "I think....." and dies.
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How to keep a blonde busy?
Give her a paper that says "Please turn over." On both sides of the paper.
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What did the blonde said when she saw a box of Cheerios?
"Oh look! Donut seeds!"
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