There are three men named Crap, Manners, and Shut Up.
One time, Crap fell of a window and Manners went to pick him up.While waiting, a cop came to Shut Up and asked "What's your name?" and Shut Up replied "My name is Shut Up." then the cop bacame angry and said "WHERE ARE YOUR MANNERS?!" "Manners downstairs picking up Crap in the road"