Jokes, Insults and Comebacks Part 1

No Food

Texting

Kid: Hey mom, why don't we have food in the fridge?

Mom: Look down can you see your feet?

Kid: No.

Mom: That's why you fat ass.

Kid: Mom, your just jelly because I have bigger boobs that you.

Mom: That's my point Eric. You're not supposed to have bigger boobs than me.