Jokes, Insults and Comebacks Part 1

Test Paper

When I cheat on testpapers

Me: *Looks at my seatmates testpaper*

Seatmate: *yells/whispers* No.

Me: Don't be such a jerk!

When somebody cheats on my test paper

Seatmate: *looks at my testpaper*

Me: No! No! *covers testpaper*

Seatmate: Really?