Heaven.

TWENTY-FIVE

As Myles entered the cafeteria all of our heads turned because he was the loudest one there. Am I surprised? Fuck no.

He started making his way over to our table because we did jinx the other day and he owed me a soda. He had let me know he was going to just bring it during lunch.

"Hello ladies." He says and everyone at the table gives him a wave. "Hey bro, where my soda?" I want my shit. I don't play.

"Damn greedy, here." He hands me a strawberry fanta. "Waspoppin Ziti" Zianna automatically mugs Myles. He always calling her that because when we were kids he supposedly heard me call Zianna ziti instead of zizi.

"Yeah bye." She rolls her eyes ignoring him. "Hey Myles!" It's like she's only nice to him and he treats her the most fucked up. We actually all tried being nice.. well except Jasmine. That's her. "Hello Maya." He says dryly.

She then got out her seat to talk to him but I noticed how his eyes reverted to Jasmine who was on her phone. I slightly nudged Zi's leg and Zianna looked up confused but tried not to make it obvious. My eyes revert to Myles and Jasmine. Zi catches on and waves her phone to signal she's about to text me.

Zizi Pooh 🧸
You thinking what I'm thinking?

yeahhh 👀 he dead ignoring shawty shit crazy

Me personally? I wouldn't take that.

that part twin 😗

As Maya finishes up her conversation with Myles who was clearly zoned out he focuses to give her a head nod. Maya just makes her way back to her seat with a smile hopping on her phone and Jasmine stands up.

Wait!!! Zianna I hope you're peeping this. I look in the corner of my eye and notice Zianna is full blown watching this. Nosey ass. So I look up and decided to see this take place.

I look over to Maya and she looks flabbergasted. "Hey Myles, I can holla at you real quick?" Myles just nods his head and they step away from the table.

Damn. Lowkey wanted to know what was being said. Zi and I continue to watch this while eating our food. Between the drama today this felt like a reality tv show. Myles then pulls out his phone and hands it Jasmine.

I almost got whiplash seeing Maya's reaction. She looks pissed. Like PISSED. Jasmine hands him back his phone and makes her way over to our table with a straight face leaving Myles to head off with his friends.

"Soooo are you trying to be funny? Or are you just a hoe?" Ohhhh shit. "Little girl please stop talking to me. You're giving me a headache." Jasmine says looking annoyed as shit. "Nah bitch cause you tryna take my man." Your man? Girl didn't he just- Okayyyy.

"If he was your man he wouldn't have been so willing to giving me his number. So keep your man in check sweetie." Jasmine says with a fake ass smile. Clock it! "He only did that because you was all in his face trying to steal him with your hoe ass." Excuses.

"I let you slide with the first hoe, I'm not going to keep allowing you to disrespect me. You can still get these hands." Jasmine says calmly. "Then stop being a hoe dumbass bitch!" Maya replies getting louder than before.

By now Zi and others was recording. As soon as I heard Maya talk slick I went to my camera fast as fuck. I just know some shit bout to pop off.

Jasmine quickly grabs a water bottle that wasn't fully closed and throws it right at Maya before walking to the other side of the table.

Now our table was getting crowded because Jasmine dragged her out her chair and started beating her ass. Maya was getting some hits in though. Not gonna lie. Maya proceeded to trip her and make her fall to the ground. Now they both on the floor.

All you hear was everyone going "Ooooooo" including me cause damn shorty. Jasmine quickly made her way on top punching the shit out of her. I really thought I'd be the first to fight Maya but shit guess not.

Security guards rushed over trying to get Jasmine off but they couldn't. This reminded me of when Zi was whooping a bitch ass this hard. Except Zi's was worse. Wayyy worse.

They eventually got Jasmine off and she was cursing that poor girl out. Maya wasn't crying though, she stood her ground pissed instead. I mean she did get some hits in but Jasmine definitely won.

"Stupid bitch mad over a nigga that don't even want her ugly ass. He wants this melanin dummy bitch." Jasmine starts popping her shit trying her hardest to go back for Round 2.

"Stupid bitch I sit on that dick every fucking night while you over there looking dumb with your homewrecking ass." Maya yells back. Damn wait. Jasmine was saying more but she was pulled out of the cafeteria.

"ALRIGHT EVERYONE GO BACK TO YOUR SEATS." The security guard yells at everyone and I quickly take a seat. I was recording from my seat so that was nothing. I look over and Zianna is trying to hold in her laugh.

"Let me tell you being up close and personal was even funnier." Zi be messy cause you ain't need to say that miss girl. "Girl be quiet."

As soon as I said that the principal got on the loud intercom. "For anyone who has recorded the video, if we find out that you have it then you will be suspended immediately. Everyone exit the cafeteria now and head to class." She finishes.

Seeee I don't do suspensions so I am going to kindly act like I don't have it. They can't take my phone or check it anyway.