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Ch 16 A Different POV

Samus watched as the idiot Trio that was the Blue team walked up to the crescent of a hill overlooking Red Base. The two teams that sucked at fighting and were warring with each other. She could tell they were just idiots that the UNSC rejected and gave to whatever program they had going on. Considering the self-proclaimed leader

She was almost done with the repairs, the only damage was to her weapons' computer systems. Her contacts in the UNSC told her the one Metroid she gave them died an hour after she gave it to them. She was told to leave some alive, but it's not like they told her what condition she should leave them in. That's their fault.

"Hello inferior Red squad!" Tucker shouted at the Blue's enemy base. It would seem the 'special' negotiations were about to begin.

Church then, while still possessing Donut's body, began to speak, "We would like to talk to you about-"

"Sneak attack!" Caboose shouted.

"Shut up you idiot, we're not here to fight. We're here to negotiate." Church corrected.

"A sneak negotiation!" Caboose added.

Samus quite liked Caboose. He was honestly the sweetest human she had ever interacted with. He may have the intelligence of a toddler, but that's how she kinda sees him. She also found out he's like this because of an evil AI in his head for months before it was killed. So she ended up wanting to stick around him a little longer.

'Maybe I can give him a small trip in- ON my ship.' Samus thought to herself. Why did her mind go there?

Before she could think more on her own thoughts the Reds had left their base. A Red soldier was flanked by a maroon and orange soldier on one side, with a droid following on the other.

"What the- Donut! What is this?!" A soldier in regular red shouted out as he left his base.

"I think he's talking to you," Tucker whispered to Church over the radio.

Samus was currently on top of the cliffs watching everything proceeding. She wanted to see how things play out, she could assume both sides were idiots. If they weren't, then this battle would have been over already.

"We, uh I mean they, would like to negotiate a surrender, to us. No to them, no wait nono that's right, to them, to us." Church fumbled.

"Oh, smooth dude," Tucker said to Church.

Samus agreed on that. She decided to listen in on the Reds since she still had their frequency from when she joined their attack. Maybe they have at least a modicum of intelligence.

"What's this business? The Blues are givin' up? I smell a trap. Or a rat. Or a rat, in a trap. Don't accept it, Simmons." The Red said to the Maroon.

"You can't surrender, Blues, we haven't attacked you! Now go home and wait for us to attack, and then you can surrender." Simmons shouted to the Blues.

"Wait, if we accept, that means we would have two surrenders, and they would have none. That means we win!" The orange exclaimed.

"Win what?" The Droid asked.

"I don't know, the war or something. Right?"

"Grif, You're an idiot." The Red said without looking at him. At least Samus knew half of the Red team's names now. That way she had names to track them down later.

"In exchange for not killing us, they, them- we, they would like to, release the robot guy, and me." Church then looks at Tucker, "...the pink guy."

"Are you becoming retarded?" Tucker asks him.