You're Fired !

10

“Mina, do you remember the man I said I wanted to chase last time?! He’s my neighbor! Neighbor !!!”

Mina, a well known scholar, thinks of herself as a love mentor. After listening to Lisa’s words, she began to give her advice, “You’re in the easy mode. You can get to the moon first when you’re near the water. According to your description, this man should be of slow to heat type. For this type, you should imperceptibly warm him, influence him, cook the frog in warm water, and eat him into your stomach…”

Lisa asked in confusion, ” How can he be imperceptible?”

“Since the other party has seen you several times and is not particularly enthusiastic, that means he is immune to your appearance. In this case, you have to show him your other advantages, think about it, do you have other outstanding advantages?”

Lisa thought about it, “I’m very good at making money!”

“But you are also very good at spending …… you have to think of other advantages? The one that stands out! The kind that sets you apart from other women!”

Lisa thought about it and said excitedly, “I’m very capable of fighting! I’m not only better than the rest of the women, I’m better than the average man too! I grew up in my mom’s martial arts school. I’m good at sparring, grappling, and long fist fighting! I’m good at taekwondo and boxing! I’m strong! In a fight, I’m a pro! If he’s with me, he’ll feel very safe! I will protect him!”

“……”
But in case he annoys you, he will probably die in your hands too ……

“Lisa, you need to think about something else, beating people like cutting vegetables, this is not something …… too attractive to men’s liking.” Mina said upto here and got a bright idea, “Speaking of cutting vegetables, Lisa! I have an idea!”

Only to hear Mina deafeningly say, “They say to conquer a man’s heart, you have to conquer his stomach first!”

“But …… but I don’t know how to cook, huh?”

Mina hates iron for not becoming a steel and said, “Can’t you learn, ah? You have such good grades and your learning ability is so strong. You can’t learn such a small thing as cooking? Watch a few more tutorials online, now there are videos available. Didn’t you say that the man works hard and often eats takeout? If you play the ‘good neighbour’ and come forward often with ‘I cook too much, I’ll give you a taste’, within a month, believe it or not, this man can be caught in your hands!”

???? Really??? Although Lisa was encouraged by Mina, she felt that something was wrong. Are men so easy to trick nowadays? The only thing you have to do is to cook a few meals?

In response to Lisa’s doubts, Mina said in disdain, “I’ve been so successful in chasing a high-class cold handsome man before, who ignored me initially, and then after he ate my cooking, he stalked me, to marry me ……” Mina paused. “Forget talking about me, in short, I’m all about practice and true knowledge, you just have to make him eat what you cooked and he can no longer forget you again. You’ll be successful!”

…..

Lisa hung up the phone, and internally struggled again and again. She thought that Mina was right. Since she did not want to miss the chance, she should be ready to take the initiative to pursue him. It was just a matter of doing a few meals, and it doesn’t cost much. It was natural for neighbours to be warm and friendly and send a meal. Even if she fails she wouldn’t lose face. She has to give it a try!

Being a go-getter, she looked for a tutorial right away, and since it was her first time, she went for a starter.