Johnny's POV: Same day
It's about eight pm and everyone asked for a room tour so I brought them all upstairs to show them my room first.I open the door, "okay, so this is my room." I walk in twirling around.
"So first I guess we could start with my wall." The wall around my window which is beside my bed has posters around it, MJ, because I play basketball and he's the G.O.A.T everyone knows that. And then I have one of Jeremy Sumpter from the 2000s, Andrew Garfield as Spider-Man , and a flag of Nicki Minaj saluting in front of an American flag.
"Andrew Garfield is so hot." Tommy shrugs.
"I know right?" I smile.
"Johnny, this is insane." Two-bit nods.
"Nothings really insane." I shrug, walking them over to my vanity.
"So this is where I do a lot of my school work and my skin care fridge is right here." I open a drawer off the right side of it, "and these are my cologne's.""Ok so you're rich. We get it." Steve laughs.
"No..." I open the drawer below that. "And these are my perfumes."
I walk over some more, "so this is my dresser, a lot of my clothes are in here. Everything's color coded in there."
Ponyboy opens a drawer and shows them all my shirts nice and neat and in order.
They "oooo!"
"Ok guys so this is where I spend a lot of time." I bring them into my closet.
"Aw no, you're exposing all our secrets." Pony frowns.
"Sorry." I hold his hand, "we can keep more."
He was talking about the inside of my closet door.
"So this all of our like trackers and future things." Pony tells them.
"Wanna read the first paper?" He laughs."I guess." I sigh, "you know what? I'm gonna read yours."
"Damn." He whispers.
I laugh, "Ponyboy's Romance Stats: kiss count: 12, Naughty dream count: 103, Innocent dream count: 24, Head count recieved: 0 with a frowny face."
I cackle, "head count given: Also 0, with a mad face, Sex Count: 0, fingered count recieved: .5"
"I don't want to talk about it either." He shook his head and we both died of laughter for a minute.
I continued, "fingered count given: also half a point, Grind count: 10, Bust Count cause of me: 27, soaked count cause of me: 6." I laugh again, "that was funny."
"Yours is funnier!" He announces.
"Question." Mom says.
"No." I'm terrified.
"What's a soaked count?"
"I was wondering too." Soda agreed.
"Basically, how many times have you gotten wet to the point of soaking through everything you have on?" I explained.
"Ohhhhhh." They realize.
"That half a point is still throwing me." Ms. Winston shrugs.
"I think they tried to finger each other and failed." Darry elaborates.
Me and Pony fall to the ground in laughter because he was right.
"No because why does nobody talk about how hard it is to get fingers in another person?" I wipe my eyes.
"Cause it's not hard..." Tommy squints.
"Okay, Mr. I deliver babies for a living. I don't." Pony says.
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Quandary ~Johnnyboy, Stevepop, Dal-Bit
FanfictionBased in: 2024 TW: mental health issues/SA 👁️👄👁️ Outsiders ships: Johnnyboy Stevepop Dal-bit Most of the characters belong to S.E.Hinton! Mmmmm, M-preg cuz y not? Quandary definition: -a state of perplexity or uncertainty over what to do in a dif...