dp: omg babyboy i luv ur tits
spidey: augh i dont even have tits Wade..
dp: I know but it's funny. ANyways it's fine cuz your tits are placed on your ass, cuz gah dayum r they big like a bubble. like a bubble butt sheeesh.
Spidey: Wade, have you taken your schizophrenic pills?
dp: oh shit ur right
dp: *Takes pills cutely*
"Oh shit- that's way better!" Deadpool laughed as he looked at the bubbles above him.
"Yeah, I know" Spider-man huffed. This short-story based text was better than nothing for Wade.
Peter had been trying his hardest to learn about the 4th wall; especially, ever since Wade had bumped into an invisible camera in front of him, claiming it to be the viewers.
"Anyways baby, those texts right there, they're called points. I actually don't know their names but it's okay, just don't let anyone know." Wade whispered to Peter's ear, getting closer to Peter's range.
Peter looks at you (The 4th wall).
"I'm pretty sure they can hear you Wade," He grinned before webbing our view shut.
Closing the scene off with a tied up end.
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Spider-man one-shots
Hành độngSo this is a book about Spiderman one-shots. Some chapters might have smut in them, but I will warn uncomfortable readers about it. I won't warn about the chapters that involve only kissing or being naked, but I will warn about the full-on smut thin...
