How to Survive South Park

The Final Game Part 2 - Up and Coming

Karen's POV:

Dovah lands back in front of us, immediately powering back down to base and asks if we're alright.

'He waited until the last possible moment to unleash his energy and land a killing blow before powering down. It saves on stamina wasted just by activating that power.' I quickly realized before giving him a smile.

"Don't worry, big bro. We've got this handled!" I assure him. "You don't even need to do that god-to-blue switch trick from Dragon Ball; save your power by not transforming at all!"

"So you did recognize that little ol' copyrighted trick of mine. Nice job, Kare-bear!" He smiles back while ruffling my hair.

"Where are the others?" He then asks.

"I'm not sure. They're probably heading our way right now. Sorry I wasted my energy like that, big bro. I just wanted-"

"It's okay. I understand." He assures me while hugging me. "Just keep up the good work, little commander. I'll be- shit! The Announcer's bringing him out this early?!?"

His sudden panic confuses me for a bit. Then I see who the next Dragon Bonus is.

Scheisse-Hulud.

The final boss of Snow Day and the monster that became a second Calamity Comet when we fought him.

But strangely enough, when he spawns in with an army of pooplets as cannon fodder, the pressure he's giving off isn't nearly as intense as I remember.

"Huh? Why's he so weak?" Dovah asks, having the same question as me.

(("Perhaps this is what Snow Day's final boss was supposed to be. In other words, this is a Mr. Hankey without the Calamity Comet's power or extra usage of Dark Matter boosting him.")) T.K. answers for us.

"In that case... have any toilet paper, Kenny?" Dovah then asks, confusing us both until I remember what stupid weakness this guy is supposed to have.

"Uhhhh, yeah? Why?"

The next few minutes are spent launching rolls of toilet paper at the massive worm and splattering all its minions across Kenny's backyard with more towers.

Keeping it away from Kenny's house is tricky, especially when more Dragon Bonus bosses start showing up, but it isn't nearly as hard as I thought.

Forget the Calamity Comet's power, this Scheisse-Hulud isn't even using any Snow Day cards!

Is the Announcer trying to conserve energy too? Spawning so many powerful bosses in quick succession may even tire a True God out.

...Or is there a limit to how powerful his summons can be?

True Gods can create entire timelines no problem, but the energy and beings in there are all basic, for lack of a better term.

The evil comet shown in South Park 64 is created when the evil and maliciousness of the universe it's in concentrates together and creates something much stronger and darker. In other words, the quality of the energy changes into something much better through a natural phenomenon.

The same can be said with God Chi, the divine power that lets you create pretty much whatever you want as long as it's weaker than you... or perhaps, both the quality and quantity of the creation's makeup has to be weaker than the power the creator uses.

If God Chi and Concentrated Calamity are pretty much two halves of the same coin, then perhaps one can't create the other? Their incompatible nature only makes that more likely.