Asuka and the Akatsuki (discontinued, sorry)

Hidan and surprises

Author's note
WARNING: THIS DINNER MAY (ok it does) CONTAIN SWEARING AND FIGHTING
Enjoy!
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Hidan POV
Konan went to the Bedroom Hallway and f***ing yelled, "DINNER!" And I run out and say, "F*** YEAH!" Konan cooks real good food man. IT'S F***ING PERFECT!

Let's just say a herd of f***ing crazy people ran to the dinner table. And that dumba** Tobi sat in my spot. So I yelled, "MOVE YOU LITTLE F***ER!"
"Tobi is sorry! TOBI IS A GOOD BOY!" He screams. "WE GET IT NOW MOVE F***ER!" I holler and ouch him into the wall. "Tobi is sorry..." He says.

And there was a girl with golden hair, just watching us amused and confused. Apparently she's from The Hidden Leaf Village b****! And Kakuzu looks at her with a gleam in his eyes. "Don't you DARE KAKUZU!" Konan yelled from somewhere. "Damn! She'd have been a good money-maker!" He mutters.

I notice that the little b**** was wearing a dress. "HEY ARE YOU WEARING SHORTS UNDER THAT DRESS B****?!" I yell/ask her. She cocks her head and walks up to me. She pokes my arm and says, " Yes I am Hidan. And I think you've f***ed at least 1023 girls in your life. And you have at least sacrificed 200,578 every three years." And she walks back to Konan. "HOW THE F*** DID YOU KNOW MY NAME?" I yell/ask again.

F*** this girl is scary! "I'm not telling you!" She in a singsong voice. "F***!" I yell. Itachi watches is with amusement lighting up his eyes. Kisame walks in looking f***ing confused. Tobi is still in the wall, trying to get out. Serves you right little f***er. "SHUT THE F*** UP EVERYONE!" Leader-Sama yells. And 'cause he's leader, we all f***ing shutup. "Okay, now this is Asuka Sasaki and she's gonna join the Akatsuki." He announces. "WHAT THE F***!" I yell. "Shut up! She's replacing that stupid snake." He says. "Introduce yourselves idiots." He f***ing orders.

"Wait!" The b**** yells just as Kakuzu was about to talk. HAHAHAHAHA IN YOUR FACE OLD F***ER! She looks into everyone's eyes and then walks around the table and pokes us. THAT LITTLE F***ER! She stands next to Konan and says,"Tobi, Sasori of the red Sands, Kisame Hoshigaki, Itachi Uchiha, Deidara, Kakuzu, Hidan, Zetsu, Pein or Leader-Sama and Konan." She says.

Damn that b**** is good! She walks into the kitchen. And brings out the most f***ing beautiful cooked chickens I have ever f***ing seen!