Asuka and the Akatsuki (discontinued, sorry)

The Snake

Sakura POV
I saw the most horrible thing I would have never thought to see. One of my best friends was all bruised and battered, and looked extremely tired. I stared at her in horror. I couldn't tear my eyes off her. "A-Asuka-chan? I-is that y-you?" The blonde haired Baka next to me inquires, his voice giving away his utter shock. "Don't move Naruto, Sakura." Kakashi-sensei orders. "H-hai!" I say in a shocked trance.

"Asuka! Are you alright?" Kakashi-sensei yells out. A terrified look crosses the other girl's face. "N-no! Don't come closer!" She says. "Why? What's wrong?" Kakashi-sensei asks. "It's the Snake! HE'S COME TO GET US ALL! RUN AWAY BEFORE HE CATCES YOU!" She screams with tears running down her face. "Who is this Snake?" Sasuke-kun inquires with interest. Naruto and I couldn't move a muscle.

"SASUKE! PLEASE DON'T LEAVE, OR HE'LL MARK YOU! IF HE MARKS YOU YOU'LL DIE!" She shrieks. "What are you talking about?" Sasuke-kun asks. "DON'T LEAVE KONOHA!" She screeches. There was a loud bang and it caused Baka and I to come back to reality. "Did you really believe that shadow clone?" A voice says with a fine of amusement. A figure of a man who had long hair was visible through the clouds of dust.

There was a shiny thing and another shadow appeared, but it was like it was trapped because of the other shadow. The clouds finally settled and we saw something terrible. A man whose features resembled a snake was holding Asuka with a kunai against her throat. "A pity, you lot from my old Village. I guess the old man is still so ssstupid." He says. "Ooooo, issss that the lasssst Uchiha I ssssee?" He hisses.

"Ninja Art: Shadow Clone Jutsu!" Naruto yells. There was poof sounds and hundreds upon hundreds of clones appear out of nowhere. "Alright everyone! Let's get him!" The Original Naruto yells. "Yeah!" The rest of them reply. The charge at the strange man and try to punch him. He easily dodges them and made most of them go away with a poof.

"Are you really that weak? Or were you fighting as hard as you could?" The snake man inquires, still holding Asuka. She bites her lip. Her eyes darted to every corner, scanning  the area around us. Then she does something weird. She chants something.

"The ones who had not been mentioned, were four of which will cause some tension. Kakuzu and Kameko will be showered with money, while Orochimaru and Ochiyo will search for glory. These four people will have joined a group, all of which are in a hidden  loop. The ones who are on a trail, will never see their precious female. Five years is how long they'll wait, they'll wander right into someone's bait." She says. And then she slumps, as if she fell unconscious.

"Hmmm. One who predicts prophecies. You'll be handy kid." The snake-man says. "Fire art: Fireball Jutsu!" Sasuke-kun yells. A ball made of roaring fire appeared in the area the man had been in. But he hadn't actually been in that spot in that moment. He had quickly jumped away. But Kakashi-sensei saw him and said, "Chidori!" A blue lightning ball had appeared from his hand and he stabbed his hand into the snake-man's heart. The snake-man vomits himself?! Out of his old self. "AHAHAHA! I'm taking her with me! Oh and Sasuke-kun, have this little gift." He says.

The man's neck extended all the way to Sasuke-kun's neck and he bit?! Him. The man makes himself go back to normal and he disappears with a cloud of dust. "Ssss!"     Sasuke-kun hisses. He was holding his neck where the man had bit him. "Sasuke-kun are you alright?!" I ask, alarmed. 'Sakura. Take everyone home and tell the Hokage exactly what happened. And don't worry about me, I've got a plan'. Asuka's voice floods inside my mind. I knew I couldn't answer her, so I just did what she asked.
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TIMESKIP
Sasori POV
It'd been longer than half an hour and Asuka hadn't come back yet. I wondered if there was some sort of trouble happening outside. "Do you think she's okay?" Konan asks. No one replies. "F***. Let's go out to check on that b****." Hidan says. I shrug. That girl was hella smart, so I thought she was fine. "You and Tobi can go. The rest of you, I've got missions." Leader-sama says. We groan and follow him to his office to get our missions.
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Tobi POV
You readers know I'm Madara Uchiha so let me get this straight. I'm going to tell you what happened in my normal tone because you can't tell anyone else. But all my words aloud will be stupid and annoying.

"Tobi is wondering if Asuka-chan is okay!" I yell. (Rather annoyingly). "Shut up you mother f***er! What if they're going to f***ing ambush us? They'd be able to because of your stupidness you Baka!" Hidan whispers at me. "Tobi is sorry! Tobi is a good boy!" I whisper back saluting him. God, being Tobi irritated myself. "You better be f***er." He mutters. We scout the area for any sign of life. Then we decided that we should search out further, which was my idea. After all, that child knows how to keep people safe. We walked out for five kilometres straight.

"Tobi is hungry and tired!" I whine. "So am I you little c***, so shut up. We're looking for that b****, for Konan. I mean seriously, her slaps hurt like hell." He says with a grin. We all know that he loves pain. Even on himself. He's one crazy Jashinist.
"Tobi is wondering, who did that?" I say, pointing to a large group of closely knitted trees. They were burnt and smoke was still floating to the sky. "Oh s***! We came too f***ing late!" Hidan mutters. "Asuka-chan! Where did you go? Tobi wants to play with you!" I yell. "Tobi is wondering if that is a snake skin." I continue, staring at Orochimaru's old body. "So...I guess the Snake's back." Hidan says, for the first time not cussing.

"Tobi wants a cookie!" I shout. "And he thinks the world is ending because Hidan-kun didn't swear!" I scream. "Why are you calling me Hidan-kun you littl c***?!" He yells at me. Petty Hidan. He will never understand anything. "Because Tobi wants to!" I yell. "Oh shut up f***er. We have to go tell Konan what we're seeing right now." He says. "Will Hidan-kun buy me a cupcake?" I inquire happily. "NO YOU MOTHER F***ER!" He screams. "Tobi will run away if you don't buy him a cupcake!" I say stubbornly. I cross my arms and look away. (I was trying to be really annoying).

"NO ONE WILL CARE IF YOU RUN AWAY YOU LITTLE TEME!" He howls. "But if everybody finds Asuka-chan and she looks for Tobi, Hidan-kun will have to run away too!" I say. Quite right I was too. "Ugh fine. I'll buy you a f***ing cupcake." He says exasperatedly. "YAY! But Tobi and Hidan-kun should bring the Snake back!" I advise in a foolish way.
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Author's note
HA HA HA, WHAT A DRASTIC TURN OF EVENTS! Yeah, I know, that was crazy. I hope you liked the chapter. Oh I wanted to tell you that I deleted the story I was making with rainbow_potato2 because we lost interest in it. But we'll eventually make a full, finished story together.... Eventually. G'day/night, I hope you read my other fanfic!