Asuka and the Akatsuki (discontinued, sorry)

What?

TIMESKIP (a month after Schnitz)
Deidara POV
Asuka-chan comes into the lounge room un. "Dudes, I need to tell you something and Hidan, you cannot do them." She says. "Can't do them? What are you talking about f***er?" He asks stupidly un. "Just shut up." Sasori orders.

Hidan gulps. "Hmmm. How should I put this... There's girl versions of you. And there's a boy version of Konan-San and I." She says un. "What un?" I ask. "Exactly as it sounds." She replies un. "Can we go meet them then b****?" Hidan asks un. She shrugs.

"Ask Pein." I look over at Sasori-dono. He shrugs. And then I look at Itachi. He stares at Asuka-chan un as if she was crazy un. But then again, she is crazy. "I don't believe you un." I say. She rolls her eyes. "If you don't believe me, I'll take you to them." She answers un.

"So you're saying that there is female versions of us running around?" Itachi asks un. Asuka-chan nods un.

"But if you're going to meet them, just be careful of this. Hidan and Haruki will be the swearing duo, Tobi and Tonya will love the colours fluro. Zestu and Zanna will use their traps, to kill anyone who takes stupid naps. Itachi and Ignatia will use their powers, to tease and murder their little brothers. Deidara and Dabria will use their clay, making birds to blast and play. Konan and Kade will learn to confess, their burning desires and will let you guess. Sasori and Sasika will use their art, of which is eternal and will never break apart. Kisame and Kataya will use their water, to drown and commit horrible slaughter. Pein and Pandora will destroy all, with their gifts from the almighty God." She says un.

We look at each other un. Hidan starts laughing. Hysterically un. Itachi and Sasori-dono give him the death stare and he shuts up instantly. Kisame smiles maliciously un. "So I'm going to 'commit horrible murder' hey?" He asks. I noticed that Asuka-chan looked angry un. No, I should probably say thunderous un.

Asuka POV
They didn't know. They didn't know anything about the war. They didn't know how much I despised the war. I was having a very hard time trying to conceal my eyes. I managed to change them but I saw Deidara look interested. Damn. He knows I'm angry.

"I uh, need to go." I say quickly. I walk into the kitchen and find that Konan looked very scared. "I'm going to confess and let others guess?" She inquires. I nod. "This is actually the first time I've ever had a prophecy hit me like that." I mutter.
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Author's note
I'm sorry if that sucked. And I can't believe I haven't written this for a long time. I feel sorry for those folks who were waiting. I'm sorry. I was writing other stories as well... And I'm weird. Im sorry for not updating for a long time.