Asuka and the Akatsuki (discontinued, sorry)

Revenge on Deidara

Asuka POV
I was careful not to mention some things. I couldn't trust them yet. Oh it took a long time to fall asleep again, but I managed to get a little more rest. And Pein is yelling for everyone to get up right now.

Pein was giving out missions to everyone. The only person that wasn't on a mission besides me was Pein himself. So I decided to tell him about my dreams.
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TIMESKIP (Pein's Office thing)

"Yes?" He asks. "I uh, need to tell you something." He stays quiet. "I've had nightmares and they've always had a war in it." He doesn't say anything again. "And well, the first nightmare I had here was punching a wall for some odd reason."

"And then my chakra rises. And then Sasori orders everyone to hug me and then I calm down. And then you see that my eyes changed. So you ordered 'Tobi' to take me to here. And i called him Madara for some reason." I say talking faster.

"And then you ask me what happened. And I said Leo. And then you knew what I was talking about. And then Madara declared The 4th Great Ninja War." I say. His face was still emotionless.

"And the next one was that everyone was older and Sasuke Itachi's younger brother had left in search of more power. And then it changed to 2 days before the war. And then Madara makes me want to have revenge on people. I kill most people and the only people that survived this war was your side, myself, Garra and Naruto."

"You have strange dreams." He says. "I know." I reply. "Every time you have dreams like this, come and tell me." He orders. I nod and walk out.
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TIMESKIP (everyone's returned from their missions)
Sasori POV
Everyone was lounging around in the lounge. I secretly add chakra strings to Deidara again. I was sitting on the couch so it was easier for me.

I move my fingers and Deidara falls onto his hands and knees. "WHAT THE HECK UN!" He yells at me. I grin and move my fingers again. I get up and make him walk like a dog. I say," Now THIS is real art!" I declare. Hidan starts laughing his head off. "Ouch Sasori! LET GO YOU TEME!" Deidara yells. "No." I say. I chuckle evilly and say, "You deserve it." He manages to get his exploding clay. He throws it only a centimetre from my feet.

I walk backwards and pull Deidara with me. By the time he said "KATSU!" I was on the other side of the room. So it blew up in his face. "That was not supposed to happen! NOW I WASTED A CLAY BIRD BOMB YOU TEME UN!" He yelled. "It was your idea that 'art is a BANG' do you really believe that now?" I ask smugly.

"SHUT UP UN!" He yells. By now most people were ROFLing. Especially Hidan. "F*** THIS IS SO F***ING HILARIOUS! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA SASORI YOU'RE THE F***ING BEST!"

"Priceless." Kakuzu says, chuckling. Asuka was the one who was laughing as much as Hidan. It was one of those crying laughing laughs. Leader-Sama came out wandering what happened. "I GOT IT ON CAMERA!" Kisame yelled. "YAY! NOW WE CAN WATCH IT ALL THE TIME!" Tobi yells. Konan was smiling, trying not to laugh. Itachi's emotionless and says," I'm surrounded by petty children." Zetsu walks in confused like Leader-Sama.