Asuka and the Akatsuki (discontinued, sorry)

Do NOT Get the Akatsuki Drunk

Author's note
I don't know what it's like to be drunk, so I'm going to be Asuka the whole time 'cause she's only 13 like me and can't drink.
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Asuka POV
"Hey Konan, do the Akatsuki members ever drink?" I ask. "Well not in the base because last time, the base was destroyed." She answers. "Well judging from the missions you have gone to, you guys need a break. Especially you and Pein." I say. "Well, I guess we could have a few glasses..." Konan says.
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TIMESKIP (when Konan has bought a whole lot of bottles of Sake.)

"Konan, don't you think that's too much?" I ask her, worried. "Hidan." Is all she says. "I see." We go back into the base.

Most people hang out in the lounge room but Itachi and Kauzu stay in their rooms. So I knock on their doors and ask them to come out. They shrug and follow me to the lounge room. By now, Konan had set the bottles down and called Pein.

And let's just say, a plan was formulating in my mind.
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TIMESKIP (20 minutes later)

"Is that F***NG SAKE?" Hidan asks. "You deserve a break." I say. "F*** YEAH!" He says and grabs 4 bottles and starts gulping it down. Everyone else followed suit and let's just say, they get drunk easily. Especially Deidara.

He gets 2 clay bombs and half throws them at Sasori. "Art is a..... BLAST!" He says when he remembers what he had to say. Sasori had a bottle of Sake in his hand and deflected the bombs. Which landed near Deidara's feet and blew up there.

"That's not art you TEME! Art is........ I need more Sake." He says and grabs another 2 bottles. And then Deidara drinks more and they start crying. And they yell,"BESTIES FOR LIFE!" Konan was passed out in a corner and Pein was looking at her strangely. And then, out of no where, he starts singing twinkle twinkle little star. And he starts patting her head.

Kakuzu was giving the bottles out asking for money. And they didn't give him anything. He was drinking Sake too though. Tobi, well... He was pretty much the same. Still bouncing around yelling ,"TOBI IS A GOOD BOY!" And he keeps drinking Sake.

There was a stereo nearby and I put on the song 'I got the moves like jagger'. And the Itachi gets up and starts dancing with an emotionless face. Zetsu was cheering him on. And Kisame was looking at the wall asking,"Do you know my mum?"

Yes! Now they're as drunk as I need them to be. I feel an arm wrap around my waist and I smack it off. "Hey! No need to be f***ing rude!" Hidan says, drowsily and he starts swaying. I leave and pull Sasori with me. "NO! WHY ARE YOU TAKING ME AWAY FROM MY BESTIE?!" He asks crying some more.

I couldn't help laughing as I dragged him away.