Asuka and the Akatsuki (discontinued, sorry)

As Wise As An Owl

So, I was out of the base to buy some more cleaning products when someone ran up to me. And then they asked me questions. "Asuka-San! How am I supposed to confess my love to my new love?!" He asks. "What?" I ask confused. He looked about Naruto's age and he had brown hair.

"Well my mum told me about your awesome advice and I came looking for you!" He says. "Oh ok. But how did you know I was here?" I ask. "I didn't! I thought I'd have to look for you for longer but I guess not! I came here to buy stuff for the trip!" He says, happily.

"You sound like Tobi. Anyways, if you want to confess to her, first get her attention. Don't do something stupid. Like, talk to her. Say something on the lines of,' I really need to tell you something. Could you please stay for a moment?' And then tell her." I say.

"I know it's easier said than done, but try to go along those lines. And if she sees you blushing, she probably going to be interested." I say, grinning. "Um. Okay! Thank you for your help!" He says and sets off to wherever he lives.
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TIMESKIP (half an hour later)

I had gotten everything I needed and then another random person come up to me. "Asuka-San, I saw you talking to that boy and you gave him advice. Can you give advice on how to teach kids Jutsus?" He looked around his mid forties. "Sure. Kids don't really like lectures. They like seeing the action and copying. So if your trying to teach them Kage Bunshin No Jutsu, show them the hand signs first, slowly, and then create some shadow clones." I say.

"I see. I've been doing it wrong. Thank you Asuka-San!" He calls as he walks away. I turn to walk in the direction of the base when a lady with blonde hair walks up. "Excuse me but do you know how to get children to listen?" She asks.
"Maybe. I don't really know children that well, but I can tell you how I would listen to orders." I say. "First of all, I wouldn't want to be yelled at. Explain why you need help, and how to do the job. And where everything is. And ask nicely." I say.

"Oh I see. Well thank you very much Miss!" She says and walks away. Man, and the day just keeps getting weirder.

"Do you know how to learn how to cook quickly?" Some random girl asks. "Well you can't really learn faster it's just you have to work hard until you achieve what you want." I say.

"What colour should I dye my hair?" A lady asks. "Uh, blue tips, purple fringe tips." I reply. These questions were getting weirder and weirder. I start running back to the base. Luckily no one else saw me.