Asuka and the Akatsuki (discontinued, sorry)

Too many questions!

Author's note
I know that looks really blurry. Sorry! And I'm seriously clueless like Asuka...
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Asuka POV

When I returned, I saw Konan looking for cleaning stuff. "Hey Konan. I went to buy some cleaning stuff." I say. "Oh thank goodness! How'd you get the money?" She asked. "I didn't steal from Kakuzu! I had money on me when Zetsu and Tobi knocked me out and dragged me here."

"Oh. I'm sorry they had to do that." Konan says. I shrug. "Well they needed revenge didn't they?" I say. "Yeah. So, did you meet anyone while you were gone?" She asks. "Uh, I met a lot of people. They wanted advice you know?" I inquire. "Oh so you are Asuka the Advice Lady." I look at her. "Who called me that?" I say. "Oh the first person who got advice from you. I think her name was Lily or something." She answers.

"Oh. I remember her. She was really good at Taijutsu." Konan nods. "Why didn't you sleep for longer?" I question. "My body didn't want to rest anymore." She replies. "Oh ok. We should ask some of the guys to help us one day." I say. "Yeah I know." Konan agrees.
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TIMESKIP (everything was clean again)

I sat down on the couch, tired. Konan sat down with me. "Hey, did you meet any boys when you went shopping?" She asks, smiling. "I met a kid who looked like he was 12 or something. And he needed help on how to confess his love to a girl." I answer. She nods. "Man, I don't even know what girl talk is." I say. "Really? I know what it is but I never get to do it." Konan says.

"What is girl talk?" I inquire. "Usually it's talking about boys or clothes or things that girls like." Konan answers. "Oh okay. So do you want to girl talk then?" I ask. "Sure! So what do you want to talk about?" She asks. I grin and say," I want to know if you have a crush." She blushes furiously. "I-it's well... Hidan." She whispers the last bit. "I KNEW IT!" I yell. "Can you not tell anyone please?" She begs. "I won't. Plus, I can't really trust everyone here yet. I have trust issues."

"So do you have a crush?" Konan asks. "I don't know what a crush even feels like." I answer. "It's when you really like someone. You know? REALLY REALLY like someone." She says.

"Oh okay. Well then I don't know. But yesterday when Sasori and Deidara were drunk, they said they really like me and every time we hugged, we all blushed." I say. "You hugged them?!" Konan asks, surprised. "It's what happens when a puppet master and a bomber wake up to the sound of screaming and crying at night." I answer. "Oh darling! I'm sorry! I didn't know!" Konan says, hugging me. "It's okay. Everyone needs to sleep." I say hugging back.

"So you and the artists hey?" She says grinning. "I don't know..." I say. "So what do you think art is?" She asks. "Life. With all its perfections and imperfections." I reply.