Asuka and the Akatsuki (discontinued, sorry)

Thinking Games

Asuka POV
"So Konan-san, if you ever met someone who was a psycho murderer, would you kill them or would you help them murder other people?" I ask randomly. (When she'd calmed down). "Depends on the situation." She says. "Like what?" She thinks for a bit and says, "If they were planning on killing someone I didn't like, I'd help. But if they were killing people I actually like, I'd murder them."

"Huh. I wouldn't help them at all if it were me. Unless they knew something I didn't want them to know..." I trail off. Konan-san gives me a curious look. "Don't worry about it." And then, an idea struck me like lightning. "I wanna play a game." I say mischievously. "A game? What sort of game?" Konan-san asks. "A game which requires thinking. It it needs nine players and one game master." I answer, grinning like a fool once again. "Alright then. Everyone's in the lounge room besides Leader-sama." She says.

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"The rules are simple. I ask a question. Whoever answers the most quickest, and it is either correct or most intelligent, they get to either have a bottle of Sake or not have it and watch the others. And they get a point, meaning that if they just wanna watch, they're in trouble." I announce. "This sounds interesting." Zetsu says. "There's a catch though. If the person who answers most correct at the end and don't want the Sake or to just watch, they can pull a prank on the person who hasn't answered enough questions." Everyone felt a little devious after that last bit.

And Deidara was looking at Sasori with a mischievous grin. Sasori stared back with a 'OH HELL NO!' Look. I laughed at everyone's evil looks. "TOBI WANTS TO PLAY!!!" Tobi yells. "Alright, the first question is: Who in the Fire Country has the power to destroy a whole village by getting intensely thunderous?" I ask.

I could see that Pein already knew but was giving time to the others. I wasn't sure if Tobi knew. I mean, he was eating some random cupcake without looking like he was thinking at all. "Would it be that Baka called Uzamaki Naruto?" Itachi asks. "Yep! One point to Itachi! Would you like a Sake and be safe, or to watch and be in danger of being pranked?" I inquire. "I'll take the Sake." He says. I throw a bottle and everyone else starts complaining.

"Hey, it wasn't my fault you didn't know one of my friends. Next question: If a team of Konoha ninjas come and attack right now and kidnap one of us, who would it be and why?" There was silence. "I'm giving you twenty seconds." I say. I start counting backwards from twenty in my head. "It would probably be Tobi because he's too stupid to realise he's being kidnapped un!" Deidara says. "Okay anyone else? Fifteen seconds!"

"Deidara because he's too young to protect himself." Kakuzu says with a grin. "HEY UN!" Deidara yells. "Anyone else? Ten seconds!" I answer. "Since they know me and Kisame, they'd probably come and get us." Itachi says. "Anyone else? Five seconds!"
"You because they know you and know your weaknesses." Sasori says quickly. "Time's up! I'll think about it and tell you who won that round in a minute." I say.

I think that Sasori's one was the smartest. I mean come on, they know me very well, especially Sakura. "Sasori, you get a point. Sake or death?" I inquire in a joking manner. "Sake." He answers. I throw a bottle at him too. "NO FAIR UN!" Deidara shouts. "Oh well. Next question: How much alcohol does it take for Tobi to pass out?" I question.

"Tobi knows Tobi knows! It takes twenty bottles!" Tobi yells. " WHAT THE F***?!" Hidan screams. "Yup. Tobi gets a point." I say happily. "Wait! Don't say anything!" I hiss. Everyone looks at me surprised. There was heavy footsteps outside the door. Then there were murmurs. They became louder. "I'm telling you Kakashi Sensei! I heard them here! The Akatsuki are here!" Somebody yells. "Hey! Shut up Sakura! If they are here, they'd probably hear you!" Someone else snaps. It sounds like Sasuke...

I look at Itachi. He stares at me. "Hey do you guys know something that we don't?" Konan-san whispers. "The second voice is my brother's." Itachi answers in a hushed tone. "WHAT?!" Everyone yells almost inaudibly. "What's the Akatsuki?" Someone else asks. It was extremely hard not to face palm. "Weren't you listening you baka?!" Sakura says. I hear a really loud slap on clothes. "Ow! What was that for?!" He yells. "Shut up!" Sasuke hisses.

I gesture to the peeps in front of me to go to a back room. They gave me confused looks. "I'll make them go away. Now move or I'll drag you." I say. They don't move. I sigh. "My gosh, just stay here then." I make a hand sign and poof away. I landed outside, five kilometres away from the base. "Fire style: Fireball jutsu." I mutter and a large fireball shoots out of my mouth. The trees catch fire and I leave it like that, saying sorry to Mother Nature.

"Hey what's that smell?" Naruto asks from far away. I poof back to the base. "There." I mutter. There was the sound of hissing like water fell of fire. "Damn. I'll be back." I say. See, this is happened in about two minutes so the Akatsuki were really confused. I poof back to the place where the trees were now burnt. "Hey is that Asuka?" Sakura asks. "Be careful Sakura! It could be a trap!" Kakashi-sensei says. I make a clone of myself, and quickly made it look like it was terribly hurt and tired. I hid behind a tree which had a very thick trunk and watched the situation unfold.
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Author's note
Hey person who's reading this part or chapter. You'd probably skip this part, I know. But I'm still gonna tell you that I'm going to change the POV thing and author's note. It's going to be in bold, that's all. So it's easier to read. I might as well just change it now. Oh and I'm really sorry for not updating. (If you care that is). And yes, this chapter was unusually long. It might be long like this later too. I don't know, it just depends on my sick author's mind.

Anyways, have a nice day/night and I'll try to write some more if I find the time to. I have other (crazy and stupid) stories to attend to as well. I don't know what A/N means... Because I'm stupid! 😊😋