Asuka and the Akatsuki (discontinued, sorry)

Schnitz!

Asuka POV

We entered Schnitz. Im really excited to try the chips that they sell! "We'll take the seats over there." Konan informed the lady that was serving at the counter. She nodded.

We sat down at the table when Zetsu said," I think they're looking at us." I turn to see three girls about my age staring. "You think?" I ask. A waitress comes around and passes whatever we ordered around the table.

The boy I was looking at earlier came in. He saw Konan and I sitting a bit away from the group but grinned. He went to the counter, ordered whatever he wanted and walked over to us.

"Uh... Hi." I say. "Sup." he says. I raise an eyebrow. "So...." I say, trailing off. I really have no idea what to say. I never talk to people so... I don't know what to say when you talk to someone for the first time. "Hi! I'm Daisuke Suzuki!" He greets. "I'm Asuka Sasaki and this is Konan." I say, motioning towards Konan. She gives a little wave.

"Oh I heard that you give advice." He says. Of course. That's the only reason people talk to me. That's depressing. "Yes." I say a little irritated. "Uh. I'm sorry. Hey does he always swear?" Daisuke asks.

Hidan over there was yelling. "WHAT THE F***? HOW COME THERE'S SO MANY GIRLS HERE? THEY'RE SO F***ING HOT!!!" "Shut the f*** up." I hiss at him. "What's wrong with you little b****?" He asks. "No one wants to hear you stupid questions." I say. Everyone at the table laughs hysterically.

"Tobi thinks Asuka-Chan is funny!" The man-child says. "SHUT UP MOTHER F***ER!" Hidan yells. "Hidan, calm down." Kakuzu says. "WHY OLD F***ER?" He asks. "Shut up." Pein orders. Hidan finally shuts up.

"Okay then... Uh, have you ever liked someone? Do you know how to deal with it?" Daisuke asks. "Uh, no. Ask her." I say pointing at Konan. "No no no no no no no no no no. Don't ask me. I have no idea. But it really sucks that I have to live with my crush." Konan says quietly at the end.

"We're in the same boat." Daisuke says. "See those girls there? I live with all of them and see the girl with the red hair? I really like her. And it seems like she's the girl version of him." Daisuke says pointing a few times.

"Ah, I see. Well I think you two should walk into a room, grab them by the wrists or something, take them to a room and confess. I know that sounds easier said than done, but just do it. I reckon, they love you back." I whisper to them grinning. Like an idiot again.