Asuka and the Akatsuki (discontinued, sorry)

Deidara and the Prank

Author's note
I really can't draw on apps. At least I tried! I'm sorry. Enjoy the chapter! And I tried to put in swear words in every sentence... And this chapter isn't really that great......
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Asuka POV
I didn't mention anything about my necklace and bracelets. Sorry! So they have three charms in it. One is a silver lion, one is a Yin Yang, and the last one is the Rinnegan and eternal Sharingan inside it. I've never known why I wear them though. The necklace has a red star with all the elements on it. So only one charm is on the necklace. Strange jewellery hey?
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Deidara POV
"Hey Tobi! Wanna play a trick on Asuka-chan?" I whisper to the man-child un. "Yes! Tobi wants to play a trick, Deidara-Senpai!" He yells. "Shhhh. It's supposed to be a secret un!" I whisper loudly to emphasise that I'm telling him off. "Tobi is sorry!" He whispers back un.

"Okay, so we need to wait till nighttime. We're going to take the two bracelets off her hands when she's sleeping. And hide them un." I say quietly. Tobi nods vigorously.

"I wouldn't do that if I were you." Kakuzu warns. "Everything will be fine un." I reply.

We watched TV all day and then everyone went to sleep at 9 'cause Leader-Sama said we had to get up at 3:00 am un. "I wanna join in on you're little prank f***er." Hidan said. I shrug and I tell Tobi and him to meet me at Asuka's room at 10:00.
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TIMESKIP (10:00)
Hidan POV

Tobi and I walk over to the little b****'s room and see Deidara waiting. "Be very quiet." Deidara mouths to the little f***ing man-child. He nods and we walk in. The little b**** was in a deep sleep which was f***ing lucky for us.

Her arms were out of the f***ing warm-looking blanket. That made our f***ing job even easier. We creep out of the little c***'s room.

And we sprint into the f***ing lounge room. "Where do we f***ing hide it?" I ask. There was too many f***ing obvious places. "TOBI KNOWS! IN LEADER-SAMA'S OFFICE!" The f***ing man-child whispers loudly. "Good job Tobi un!" The transgendered kid says.

"YAY! DEIDARA-SENPAI SAID GOOD JOB!" He f***ing whispers loudly. "Hey, do you little f***ers see a light coming from the little b****'s room?" I ask them. They turn and see a white f***ing bright light. "We'd better put this back ASAP un." Transgendered kid says.

We f***ing hurry over to the office, throw it in some corner, and run into our f***ing rooms. And then f***ing fall asleep. I actually felt a little f***ing bad. And that girl is f***ing hot......