Asuka and the Akatsuki (discontinued, sorry)

The Aftermath Of Getting Drunk

Author's note
I tried to write what was happening in my messed up imagination. I hope you enjoy Hidan's pain... XD
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Asuka POV
I woke up sitting at the table. I got up to go brush. After I was done, I went to the lounge room. I saw Itachi waking up with a hand rubbing his head. "Hehe. The mighty Itachi has got a headache!" I say. "Shut up." He says. "Just wait here, I bought some tablets for today." I say and hurry into the kitchen. I open one of the cupboards and take out two Panadols.

I get a cup of water and hand the things to Itachi. He gratefully took it and headed into his room. I smile. Today's gonna be so quiet!

I saw Kisame, Kakuzu and Zetsu waking up. I had cups of water and two Panadols next to them on the table. I gave them those things and they went to their rooms.

"F***! My hurts and I feel like I've been crying! What the f*** happened yesterday?" Hidan asks. I laugh and say," You got drunk, and you cried every time you said a swear word." "WHAT THE F***?!" He yells. "SHUT UP!" Sasori yells from a corner. "Deidara, your bestie needs help." I say. "Who are you talking about un?" He asks. "Sasori. Yesterday, you said that he was your bestie. And he said it too. I've got it all on camera." I say, holding up the video camera triumphantly. They groan.

"Konan, does your head hurt?" I ask. "Yeah..." She replies, trying to massage her head. I gave her two Panadols and a glass of water. She gulps it all down and sits on the couch. I felt really bad for her so I massaged her head.

"Thank you." She says. "You need to sleep longer." I say. "Okay." And she goes to her bedroom. "Hehehehehe. Leader-Sama is still knocked out un." Deidara says to me. "Don't touch him." I order. "But why? I want to blow him up UN!" He says. "NO!" I say. "Y-y-your s-s-scaring m-me Asuka-chan." He stutters. "DON'T TOUCH HIM." I say. "O-okay." He says and retreats. "Wow Asuka. I didn't know you could be that scary." Sasori says. "I was saving his face." I say.

"Yeah. You were. But why? It would be really funny if he died." He points out. "I know, but we just don't have that time." I reply. He looks at me, confused. "Why don't we have time?" I shrug. "I don't know, I just feel like we don't have much time." Sasori shrugs. "Hey how come you're not dying in pain?" I ask. "When you're a puppet, you get over hangovers quickly." He informs.

"I guess you can help me clean up then." I say. Hidan was passed out again and groaning every five seconds. "Does that mean moving people?" Sasori asks. "Yep!" I say brightly. "Ugh." He says. "Sometimes, I wish I could stay passed out." "Then go to sleep. I can clean up." I inform.

"Really?" I nod. He walks into his room. I look at Hidan, Pein and Tobi. I decide to drag them to their rooms. I like dragging people. That is a new thing I like to do!

I first drag Tobi. He's actually heavier than he looks. I looked for him name on a door and opened it. He was still knocked out so I pulled him onto his bed. Next I drag Hidan to his room. And last of all, Pein. But he was starting to wake up when I was about to drag him. So I sat on the couch and waited for him. "Man, my head kills." He says. I hurry over to the table with the last tablets and glass of water.

(The other ones were in everyone's rooms). I handed them to Pein. "Even though my name is Pein, this sucks." He says, not bothering to be secretive and scary. "I wouldn't know." I say. He stays quiet. "Go to sleep. By the time everyone wakes up, everything will be back to normal."

"This is not what a leader should do." He says, shaking his head. "Eh, people need to loosen up a little sometimes." I say. "I mean if they don't, they'll be forever sad and lonely." He nods in agreement and goes to his room.