Soukoku Oneshots

Dazai's Kids

Chuuya Pov

That damn boss. Can't believe I only have 40 minutes for lunch.

I walked along the sidewalk, looking for the right place to eat and saw McDonald's on the street.

"Well, this is the only fast place that I can get food from," I said.

I walked towards McDonald's and opened the door. This place has a nice design and nice chairs. I was about to head to the cash register, when I saw him.

"Let's see. I will have one twenty pieces nuggets, two large fries, four medium cups," Dazai said.

"Um? Dazai. Are you sure that you can pay for this," Atsushi said.

"Of course, I'm not that broke," Dazai said.

"Can I also get a toy. That small cow toy looks pretty cool?," Kenji said.

"I would also love that baby chick toy," Kyouka said.

"Alright, alright. I'll also take those two toys," Dazai said.

"Okay. That would be $35 dollars," the person at the cash register said.

I saw Dazai trying to fish out his wallet from his coat, but his eyes went blank while he turned back to Atsushi.

"I forgot my wallet," Dazai said.

"What!?," Atsushi said.

"Um, so are you going to pay for this or not," the guy said.

Dazai looked around and immediately saw me.

"Chuuya. Nice to see you old friend. Can you please pay for us?," Dazai said.

Dazai made a sad puppy face while I looked at Kyouka, Kenji, and Atsushi.

As much I hate Dazai. I can't let Kyouka, Kenji, and I guess Atsushi starved because of this idiot.

"Fine, I will pay for you guys. However, I need to order my food," I said.

"Thank you so much, Chuuya," Dazai said, hugging me.

"Get off of me!?," I said.

Eventually, we got our food and we sat down. Kenji, Kyouka, and Atsushi decided to sit with each other while Dazai joined me at my table even know I didn't want him too.

"Mind if I sit here," Dazai said.

"I would say no, but I pretty sure you will sit here anyways," I said.

Dazai smiled as he sat right next to me while I took one of his nuggets.

"So. What are you doing here, mackerel? I thought you'll be at the agency," I said.

"Kunikida got frustrated at me for not doing my work again. So, as my punishment, I have to take care Atsushi, Kenji, and Kyouka," Dazai said.

"Oh, I see."

I ate the whole nuggets as I swallow it. Dazai took one of my fries as he kept talking.

"So, what are you doing here, slug. I thought you usually eat at expensive restaurants for your meals," he said.

"You do realize that I don't always eat at expensive restaurants. I can cook on my own, probably better than you," I said.

"Please. I just haven't find the right food to cook," Dazai said.

"Yeah, whatever."

I took a bite of my burger while Dazai started eating his food. Kenji was playing with his toy cow with Kyouka and Atsushi walked towards us.

"Hey, I'm taking Kenji and Kyouka to the play area in McDonald's," Atsushi said.

"Alright, have fun," Dazai said.

Atsushi soon left us while Dazai went back eating his food. I drink some of my Coca Cola as I stared at Dazai.

"You're really improving on caring about your student, aren't you?," I said.

"Of course, I see Atsushi as my true friend or my child," Dazai said.

"Wish you made an effort to treat Akutagawa better."

Dazai made a sour look before he drink some his lemonade.

"I know. But, it's hard. You know I have bad memories working for the Port Mafia," he said.

Dazai had a sad look on his face as I let out a deep sigh.

"Alright, wipe that sad look on your face. I will buy you some ice cream if you stop," I said.

Dazai immediately put a bright smile on his face while I turned red.

"Thank you, Chuuya," Dazai said.

"Yeah, yeah. Now, go get your kids. They probably want some ice creams too," I said.

"Okay, okay. But, maybe we should finished our meals," he said.

"Right."

We quickly finished our meals and grabbed Atsushi, Kyouka, and Kenji from the play area. Then, I decided to take Dazai and his kids to a nice dessert place that have the best desserts.

Tachihara recommended this place to me when I was in a bad mood.

Kenji got vanilla ice cream with sprinkles, Kyouka got a fudge sundae, Atsushi got strawberry ice cream, Dazai got a vanilla milkshake with fudge and a cherry on top, and I got chocolate ice cream.

"I thought you wanted ice cream," I said.

"I did, but I saw this amazing milkshake that they were selling, so I have to get it," Dazai said.

"You're complicated, Osamu," I said.

"Yeah, I know," he said.

Dazai grabbed my hand as he blooms red. I blushed lightly as I took his hand. Our gold rings touched each other as we both flustered under the sunlight.

I almost forgot I married to this idiot.

"Mr. Chuuya," Kenji said.

I looked up and saw that farmer kid was holding something. His cow toy.

"Here. For the dessert," he said.

"No, thank you, kid," I said.

"You should keep it."

"But, I want to thank you," Kenji said.

"It's fine. I'm just thankful to be hanging out with you guys," I said.

Kenji smiled at me as he beamed.

"Alright, then next time I will pay for your next meal," he said.

"Oh, that's not-," I said.

"Aw, city people are so friendly," Kenji said.

"Don't bothered. Kenji is too friendly to listen," Dazai said.

"Alright," I said.

Wait!? Weren't I supposed to go come to work.

Nah, I'm too lazy to go.

I'm just happy to spend time with Dazai and these agency kids.

Sorry, if this sounds lazy. I was trying to think of any story ideas that could work. But, I came up with this. Anyways, I just going to write one more story.