Soukoku Oneshots

Coffee Shop AU

This story idea was made by AlexMev. I'm sorry, I couldn't get some of your visuals due to communication issues. But, I made sure this story is good as possible.

Dazai Pov

"Thank you for waiting. Here's your order," I said, charmingly.

I set down two cups of coffee followed by one plate of our amazing dessert. The two young ladies looked happy as they were blushing at me.

"Oh. Thank you so much," the first lady said.

"My pleasure, m'lady," I said.

The two women squealed as I smiled gently.

"Dazai!? Stop flirting with the customers and leave their table!?," Kunikida said.

"Dazai, please do your job," Atsushi said, carrying the plates back.

"Alright, I will leave," I said.

My name is Osamu Dazai. I worked at this coffee shop to pay off my debts and survive. Recently, I brought in two more workers to Fukuzawa's Cat Cafe.

Atsushi and Kyouka.

They are really helpful with the chores and serving the customers, so that I can sit back and relaxed.

There's also Yosano, who handles the cash register, Kunikida, who's the manager of this cafe, Kenji takes good care of the cats before letting the visitors play with them.

Ranpo is the accountant, Tanizaki handles the deliveries, and finally Naomi makes the beautiful, delicious desserts and other foods. I was supposed to handle making the drinks, but I usually let Atsushi or Kyouka do that.

But, looks like I can't even do that.

Suddenly, an another customer entered the cafe as I saw him sitting down at a seat. I was a bit curious, before Kunikida yelled at me again to go and take that customer's order.

"Okay, okay, Kunikida. Geez, give me a break," I said.

I rolled my eyes and walked towards the new customer. I got my pen ready just as I got in front of the customer.

And... immediately regretted.

"Chuuya!? What are you doing here!?," I shouted.

"Getting coffee, what else!? But, I guessed I'm also scouting the competition!?," Chuuya said.

"Oh, Chuuya. You shouldn't be drinking coffee!? I know how much you loved your wine!?"

"And I know how much you loved jumping into rivers!?," he said.

"Chibi. I suggested that you leave before I call security on you," I said.

"I highly doubt you even have some type of security," Chuuya said.

We glared are each other for a good few seconds before Atsushi broke us apart.

"Dazai!? What are you doing!?," Atsushi said.

"Showing this slug who's boss," I said.

Kunikida rolled his eyes as he walked towards us.

"Mr. Nakahara. What are you doing here? You worked for the Port Fancy Cafe as an executive," Kunikida said.

Chuuya smirked as he got up from his table.

"Well, I just want to check out any competitions to the Port Fancy Cafe. Because we are setting up an another cafe right in front of your cafe," Chuuya said.

I can see Kunikida getting angry, but I couldn't careless. I just care about getting my money and living on my own.

"Anyways, I will be leaving now. Since, I wasn't served. Have a good day," Chuuya said.