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HEADCANOOOOONS

LEZ GOOOOO, also all the hermits are in alphabetical order and the follow un-bolded list has nothing written about them yet;

Beef, False, Iskall, Hypno, Joe, Stress

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(if that doesn't work on laptop i'm going to scream it took my five minutes 😭✨🟪) (ps if it doesn't work it's a really shit watchers symbol)

BDUBS:

Bdubs is very short

Bdubs can. not. stop. smiling. you can only really tell how
pissed he is by how much he's smiling.

Bdubs is an extremely strange case of a hybrid. The only features he truly has from his hybrid creature are the colour of his eyes and the clothes that he obsesses over and wears. (in my head he always wears the moss cloak, just on/over his other outfits.)

If you didn't get it, he is a glitch in the code, a glare hybrid. His eyes turned from brown to golden amber and he constantly began shrouding himself within a mossy cloak. He is a glare hybrid, though Zooma says he is perfect just the way he is.

CLEO:

Cleo doesn't feel most pain as severely as other hermits cause of the whole zombie thing.

Cleo has been called mum on multiple occasions, but now instead of bringing it up she chooses to go with it. Those people most commonly include: Bdubs (age 41), Scar (age unknown), stress (age 37) and Iskall (age 38). Despite those people only being 6-2 years younger (AGES MAY DIFFER CAUSE IM NOT GONNA CHANGE THIS OOF CAPS LOCK)

DOCM77:

So.. Doc is a little complicated in my lore/headcanon. Basically to simplify; Xisuma going into season 3 accidently let a creeper follow him through, giving it more inteligence that before. Doc, of his own free will, decided to partially graft himself with cybernetic parts and plates. During season seven doc was so obsessed with being the goat he grafted goat horns onto his head, one actual goat horn and one crybernetic one.

So Doc is Creeper/Cybernetic thingy with goat horns.

Yeah.. complicated.

ETHO:
Etho is tall. No questions asked.

He is indeed obsessed with Joel

Etho has white wolf ears and a tail.

GEM:
Gem is part deer with antlers and satyr legs (goat/deer legs on a human body!) look it up plz i describe it bad

GRIAN:
Grian has** Parrot wings with the red blue and yellow feathers that just didn't let him fly (but if he used an elytra, he'd just clip it onto his wings cause i describe elytra more as a special end fabric with end rod support that can be clipped on to Grian's wings!)

Grian had** some fish scales on: his face mimicing freckles, his temples, the base of his neck, it fans out from the connection of his neck to his back and chest kind of like a very tiny poncho

THIS SECOND PART ONLY APPLIES TO {I need my mending book!} 🌑⚠️ Grian usually has the parrot stuff! <3

IMPULSE:
Impulse is short and has teddy bear vibes ✨

He wears little letter i earrings in every outfit, which have the circle of the i atattched to the ear and the long bit floating.

JEVIN:

Jevin is part slime, obviously. I haven't fully fleshed out his lore in my head but It goes something along the lines of how Doc(m77)'s works.

Its described better for Doc but in short X accidently let a slime follow him through to the next season allowing it to contort into a humaniod form and giving it humanoid intelligence. Unlike Doc however, Jevin (with his intelligence) decided against the cyber parts and stuck to himself being a slime shaped humanoid.