Requested by: Me
{~TW~}
~Cringe~
~OOC~
~Fluff~
~Jokes!~
~Swearing~
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Aypierre: Nothing feels better than winning Monopoly. Not love, not sex, not free pizza, nothing!
Foolish: I'm sorry, have you tried pizza?
Aypierre: Yes, and it doesn't compare to owning half the board and watching the light die from your friend's eyes as you take their money and feel your friendship slowly deteriorate.
Bad: I like you~
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Foolish: Bad and I are no longer dating.
Bad: Foolish, that's a horrible way of telling people we're married.
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Etoiles: Okay, but what if we went to dinner not as friends this time?
Bad: AS ENEMIES?!
Etoiles:
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Quackity: If you had to choose between Tina and all the money I have in my wallet, which would you choose?
Bad: That depends, how much money are we talking about?
Tina: Bad!
Quackity: 63 cents.
Bad: ...I'll take the money.
Tina: BRAD!!!
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Cellbit: We all have our demons.
Tubbo, grabbing Bad: This one's mine!
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Bad: *running into the room* Etoiles just said he doesn't love me anymore!
Cellbit: What?!
Etoiles: *following Bad in* I did not say that. I just said that we are not driving all the way across the country just so you can punch Foolish in the face.
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Bad: I only have two emotions: exhaustion and stress. And I'm somehow always feeling both simultaneously.
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Bad texting: Quackity, you please go to sleep?
Quackity, texting back: What makes you think you didn't just wake me up?
Bad, yelling: I CAN HEAR YOU CLAPPING TO THE FRIENDS THEME EVERY TWENTY MINUTES SHUT THE FUDGE UP AND GO THE FUDGE TO SLEEP!
Bad, texting: Just a hunch :) You goin' sleep soon?
Quackity, texting: I'm trying
Bad, yelling again: TRY HARDER I HAVE A 5:45 AM MEETING TOMORROW MUFFINHEAD
Bad, texting: Okay, don't stay up too late or you'll be cranky :D
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Quackity: Bad that's disgusting. You're only giving free stuff to beautiful people.
Roier: Yeah, you should be ashamed of yourself.
Bad: Oh yeah? *gets really close to Roier* How about a muffin on the house baby?
Roier, giggling: I'm pretty.
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Foolish: I truly believe that water can solve all your problems.
Mouse: Weight loss? Drink water.
Tina: Clear skin? Drink water.
Bad: Want to get rid of someone? Drown them.
{~Notes~}
Im tired. I feel lazy right now.
{~Word Count~}
Word count is 400
YOU ARE READING
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