Ascension│Bluelock x male reader

3.16. Timmy The Braincell

Y/N slammed his forehead into the table. "Please, stop."

"Skibidi rizz."

"Please, I'm begging you."

"Don't tell a sigma male what to do, you beta."

"My ears are bleeding."

"L + Ratio, sussy impostor."

Y/N groaned. Shidou, who was hovering around him like an annoying mosquito, just grinned. "Gyat damn."

"Fuck off."

"Quirked up white boy. Is he goated with the sauce?"

All Y/N had wanted was a snack. He'd headed to the cafeteria, looking to snag an apple. But instead, he'd been met with Shidou, who sounded like he'd been spending way too much time on Tiktok. No amount of begging would get him to go away.

Sitting next to him at one of the tables, Kiyora Jin bit into his own fruit. He looked completely unbothered by Shidou, shoulders loose and relaxed. Y/N gaped at him. "How do you put up with this?"

Kiyora didn't even look at him. Y/N tapped him on the shoulder, repeating the question as Shidou continued to spout random words in his ear.

"Have you been mewing recently?"

"Pass me the apple. Fanum tax."

"Only in Ohio."

Turning, Kiyora just stared blankly at Y/N, like he hadn't even heard the question. Y/N frowned. Then he noticed the earplugs in his ears, just visible under his black, curly hair. "Ah. I need to get some of those."

Kiyora continued to stare at him. He didn't even blink, electric blue eyes blank. Y/N just shook his head, motioning 'never mind'. He finished off his apple quickly, trying his best to ignore Shidou.

Then, an idea hit him.

Y/N looked towards the far side of the cafeteria. He widened his eyes, tossing the apple core in the bin and covering his mouth with both hands. "Whoa!"

"Huh?" Shidou stopped for a second, trying to track where Y/N was looking. "What is it?!"

"Sae!" Y/N pointed behind one of the furthest pillars, giving Shidou an astonished expression. "It's him! You know, the midfielder!"

"Really?!" Shidou's head whipped towards the pillar. "Where?!" 

"Behind the pillar!" 

"Ohmygodimgonnabus-" 

"He's gonna get away! Quick!" Y/N urged.

Shidou took off towards the pillar at mach speed. Y/N gave it a second, snuck Kiyora a relieved grin, and dashed towards the opposite exit at a full sprint.

He made it through the doors before Shidou even got close to the pillar, disappearing into Bluelock's maze of corridors. Y/N rubbed at his ears, sighing. "Who gave that guy access to the internet?" Leaning against one of the walls, he complained.

Footsteps echoed down the hallway. Y/N always hated it - it made him feel like he was underground, in some cave. But in some situations, like now, it was useful for preventing a certain noodle-eating coach from sneaking up on him.

He turned, spotting Ego Jinpachi walking down the hallway towards him.

"Y/N. I was just looking for you."

The man was dressed in the exact same shirt since the start of the project, a black button up that hung loose around his skinny frame. He looked at Y/N through his rectangular glasses, his expression serious.