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Autumn Leaves

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The sequel to Winter Sunshine. Loki was sent to Earth as punishment for his crimes, and the Allfather decreed that he would return when he felt regret for his actions. Loki regrets his actions, but he doesn't want to leave Earth. Or, more specifical...

#avengers #iron #loki #man #thor

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by Isitmadness

Dedicated to Hippies, for making me laugh at their cheese.

by Isitmadness

'For a mortal, you have a surprisingly strong grip.'

'Grip?'

'Yes. When you're hugging.'

'It's weird, actually. I love hugs, and it breaks my heart every time I have to pull away from one.'

'Do you want a hug?'

'Standard.'

'Good, because I'm in the mood for hugs tonight.'

'You're an idiot.'

'As long as I'm sexy, there will always be people with their jealousy of perfection.'

'Perfection? What, do you think you're a god?'

'Actually, yes.'

'Y'know, I only realised how stupid that sounded once it came out of my mouth. It made perfect sense in my head.'

'That's what they all say.'

'Give me a hug. I like hugging you. You are, quite possibly the high emperor of hugs.'

'Does that even exist?'

'Nope. Just made it up. Suits you, though.'

'Does it now?'

'It does.'

'Shall we go aggravate Stark?'

'Why?'

'Bitch, I'm fabulous.'

'Fair point, fucktard.'

'Fucktard?'

'You called me a bitch, bitch.'

'Are you hormonal?'

'Probably.'