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Bey: stop it you handsome man. *cheesin* wait, so finish your story about your mom. Chris: oh yea, so ha, I had my first single out and I was ya know in my early teens, feelin myself. And moms was not one to fake shit. She always made sure I was true to myself and not be something I'm not. So these girls was checkin me out when we was in Walmart together. My mom was callin me over for somethin and I wasn't listening. I was dancing when suddenly I felt a slap right on my neck and she pinched it saying you're my son, you will respect me. I gasped hard and laughed. Bey: same thing happened to me in a record store with my mom. I wasn't answering her as she was askin me a question cause I heard my song come on in the store and I thought I was the shit when she smacked me back to reality haha! We both laugh hysterically. Jolene: oh my god! Babe!!! Where have you been? Tha fuck is this bit-oh hell nah. I've seen this bitch in the news with him before.
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Chris POV Fuck! And this bitch brought paparazzi. Up until now, paparazzi wasn't too big of an issue on Bey and I. But this bitch thrive on publicity. Jolene: Um, I'm sorry but Beyonce, why are you here? Bey: we are on a date. Jolene: but he's my man. The fuck is wrong with you? You're a married woman. Eww! Chris! Wait a second- you're cheating on me with a married woman? Chris: no. Because cheating would be if we were together which you and I are not and haven't been for months. If you excuse us, over dramatic bitch, we on a date. Get the fuck out Bey chuckled but Jolene took my tequila sunrise and chucked it right into Beys face. Oh I know that stings. Bey got up and started messin Jolene up but me and the servers had to break them up
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The staff of the restaurant kicked her out and Bey was in tears from the alcohol in her eyes. I take her to the bathroom and rinse them out with water. Chris: I think we should take you to the hospital baby. Bey: no! I'm fine*blocks a few times* ag fuck. My eye liner is smeared. Could you kinda look the o- Chris: what? I've seen you butt naked and I know I made you sweat your makeup off before. Was gonna do it later anyways😈 She chuckles and we get back to the table and ask her repeatedly if she needs to go see a doctor but she said she's able to see. I explain to her about Jolene and what a fucking hoe she is and she's insane. Chris: so I'm sorry ya h- Bey: it ain't your fault boo. You got bomb dick. We laugh. We talk some more and I'm understanding more about this woman and I wanna keep learning forever. She's so relatable and true and just so damn easy to talk to. I tell her all my secrets even the dark ones. And she dosent judge. After 2 hours, we get our dinner and desert to go and we are stuffed. We go out through the back so no one spots us. Beys POV He drove me here and now going to go back to his house. He's letting me stay there until Jay scenario gets sorted out. But before he puts it in drive, he looks back at me. Chris: you wanna drive my lambo? Bey: boy! You crazy? Your cars are like your children! Chris: ha! Yea but I trust ya. I get all gummy and we switch seats and I zoom off making him clutch to his seat. I speed our way home and I love this thing! I put it in park and we get out and he grabs my hand and we walk to up the door and he unlocks it and we get in and shut it. We take our shoes off and he loosens his clothing. Bey: hey thank you Chris. For everything tonight. Chris: are ya kiddin? I'm so sorry for Jolene ass. Just ignore her. But other than her, yes I had a really nice time with you tonight. For some reason, there's some akward silence. Chris: I know we been fuckin but uh. Tonight, I just. I feel like we gotta slow it down ya know. Bey: oh no. You've seen Jolene, and you are reminded that I'm not as pretty as her? Oh god Chris: what?! Nonono! That's not it at all! Bey: save it! You probably fucked me imagining I was her Chris: oh no you definitely drank too m- I laugh hysterically and slap his shoulder. Bey: I'm fuckin wit you. Chris: ok you finna get punished for that. And it's the worst one. Bey: worst o-AHAHAHHA NOO! AHAH OK IM SORRY HAHA!! He tickles me everywhere and I can't stop laughing. I say mercy and he stops. We head upstairs and get ready for bed. But since we're trying to take this slow, I have a request for tonight. After we change and brush our teeth, I decide it. Bey: Christopher. Listen, since we're ya know tryna take this slow, is it ok if I actually slept in the spare bedroom? Chris: what? Bey: don't take offense baby. But I just don't want us always to wind up fucking our brains out. If we wanna be something serious. Chris: considering a mad man is on the loose, I don't know Beyoncé. But if you really want, I'll prep it for you. Follow me I follow him to the spare bedroom next to his. He turns the lights on and fixes up the sheets and blankets a bit and shows me where's what. Chris: and you're all set baby. Goodnight Bey: good night handsome *kiss* He walks out and slowly closes the door. I slip right into bed and put my phone on the charger. 4 hours later... Bey: no no nooo!*gasps and wakes up* Chris runs in and cradles me. Chris: what's the matter baby? Bey: ugh, it was a nightmare *catch breath* Chris: well you're ok baby. Bey: sleep with me. Chris: that all you want me to do?*smirks* I slap his chest and he gets under the covers with me and we fall asleep as he spoons me. Morning I wake up and hear Chris moaning and humping my ass. This man always got morning wood. Chris: mmm yea baby ride it ugh fuck. Fuck Bey All, he's having a dream about me. But I'm tryna take a break from fuckin which is really hard. All of a sudden, in the midst of his moaning, I feel a wet spot on my ass. I look under the covers and he busted a nut in his boxers and some of it rubbed against my ass. I slap his arm a few times Bey: baby, wake up. Chris: *wakes up* huh? *yawns and stretches* good morning ba-what th-oh*looks under covers and sees mess in boxers* I'm sorry. I really ain't mean to do that. Bey: it's ok. It was sexy. Jay: *gun clicks* aww isn't that sweet!
