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“I can’t believe you don’t know what sex is.”
“I know what it is.” Sunoo said in a defensive voice, looking over at his judgemental best friend with a pout. “I just…don’t know…how to…do it in real life.”
Sunoo was sitting in Jungwon’s room, hugging the stuffed penguin that Sunghoon had given him like it was his emotional support animal.
He had confessed to his best friend and had expected comforting words and hugs to be exchanged, but Jungwon was just staring at him and looking unimpressed.
Jungwon had that look of annoyance on his face, the one he got when they were walking down a hallway and a couple was making out in the middle of it. Sunoo just hoped he wouldn’t get barrelled over like Jungwon usually did with those couples, separating the lovebirds with a shove and a curse.
“You are the horniest person I know.” Jungwon said, and then paused and looked around the room. “Wait. Scratch that. Horniest omega I know.”
“Thank you!” Sunoo said sincerely.
“I thought Jakey was the horniest omega you knew.” Heeseung asked from where he was sitting on the floor and playing on his switch.
“I also thought that.” Jake said. He barely looked up from where he was texting Hyunjin, laying on his stomach with his feet kicked up. He was seemingly losing an argument they were having through text. Hyunjin was sending paragraphs upon paragraphs and Jake was struggling to choose an emoji to send in response.
Sunoo felt pain in his chest watching Jake finally choose the crying laughing emoji to send.
“Jake hyung, you’re not an omega!” Jungwon said in frustration. “Are you aware of this?”
“Being called an omega isn’t a bad thing, Wonnie.” Jake pointed out, sparing an amused glance over at Jungwon. “I thought they taught you that in your omega activist club!”
“Like you’d know.” Jungwon huffed and crossed his arms on his chest. “You’re banned!”
“I call Jakey an omega because he’s a bitch.” Heeseung butt in. “Hope that helps.”
“You’re banned too!”
“I feel like this is getting off topic.” Sunoo said, bouncing up and down on the bed. “Guys, focus on me!”
“Sunoo- .” Jungwon pinched the bridge of his nose. “If you don’t know how to have sex in real life, how do you write all those truly disturbing things about Sunghoon hyung?”
“I read a lot of webtoons.” Sunoo explained. “They’re so horny!”
“They are.” Jake agreed.
“I didn’t know you could read.” Heeseung teased Jake who tried to kick at him.
“Oh my God, Jakey hyung!” Sunoo squealed. “You read webtoons too? Right now I’m reading ‘My Second Life As An Alpha’ and it’s so good!”
Without waiting for Jake to respond, Sunoo excitedly turned to Jungwon and Heeseung to explain the plot.
“It’s about this omega who gets accepted into this prestigious college but it’s alpha only so he has to pretend to be an alpha but then his roommate finds out his secret and only agrees not to tell anyone if the omega has sex with him!” Sunoo gushed. “It’s so hot!”
“That sounds…fucked up.” Jungwon said slowly.
“I only read it for the plot.” Jake clarified. “The big…fat…juicy…plot…”

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No time to waste (on another pretty face) | SUNSUN 𐙚
FanfictionWhen Kim Sunoo writes an explicit letter detailing how exactly he wants his dream alpha Park Sunghoon to fuck him, it's supposed to be a manifestation- or, at the very least, a healthy way to get his feelings of sexual frustrations out. But then the...