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Jake: GUESS WHAT

Sunghoon: ive never been more scared in my entire life

what

Jake: thank u so much for replying ur my best friend now

Sunghoon: i dont want that

Jake: U KNOW HOW CHAN AND FELIX ARE ON AGAIN OFF AGAIN

Sunghoon: who the hell are these people?

Jay: an aussie couple that jakey wants to homewreck

Jungwon: Or potentially join?

Jay: "hey we saw u across the outback and really liked ur vibe"

Heeseung: lmao

Jake: yeah they're this on again off again couple AND

they just hit a sweet patch of off again so jakeys going SPELUNKING

Sunghoon: sunghoon rlly doesnt like when jake talks about himself in third person

Sunoo: omg my boyfriend is getting along so well with my friends im so happy!

Sunghoon: ur so cute snoo

Sunoo: ur cuter hoonie hyung ( ˘⌣˘)♡(˘⌣˘ )

Heeseung: heeseung

Sunghoon: ?

Heeseung: wanted to ruin the mood.

Sunghoon: consider it ruined.

Riki: im on heeseung hyungs side tf u guys cant private message each other this shit???

Sunoo: so mean! ヾ('ヘ')ノ゙

Riki: anyway jake hyung does kinda look like that bang chan guy just in a different font

Jungwon: You know what, I see it too!

Heeseung: yeah that dude is BOLD and ITALIC and UNDERLINED and jake is just

Jay: hes just jake

Heeseung: AND IVE ALWAYS SAID THAT!

Jake: thanks guys!

i feel rlly supported right now

im gonna go ask felix if i can start a bush fire in his down under

Jungwon: ...?

Sunoo: ???

Sunghoon: what the fuck

Jake: well now i dont feel supported anymore

I JUST THINK ITS UNFAIR THAT SUNOO CAN SAY THAT HE WANTS TO SINGLEHANDEDLY RAISE THE BIRTH RATE WITH HOW MANY CREAMPIES HE WANTS FROM SUNGHOON AND NO ONE BATS AN EYE BUT IM SUDDENLY PUBLIC ENEMY NUMBER ONE

Riki: LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Sunoo: JAKE HYUNG SHUT THE FUCK UP ILL KILL U

Sunghoon: O_o

Heeseung: remember when sunoo said he wanted to suck that guys dick so hard his stomach deflated like a caprisun i think about that a lot lol

Sunghoon: ????????????????????

Sunoo: IM GOING TO KILL U TOO.

Jungwon: EVERYONE CALM DOWN!

We need to focus on the real enemy here!

Heeseung: ...jakey?

Jungwon: No.

Heeseung: ...eyebrows?

Sunghoon: man fuck u

Jay: wonnie who's the real enemy?

Jungwon: ITS HEESEUNG HYUNG FOR SHOWING HIS PENIS TO SUNOO

Sunoo: omg (⊙_⊙)

Sunghoon: HE WHAT.

Riki: HAHAHAHAJSHSKSGSSKSGSKSGSKSG

Heeseung: FUCK U JUNGWON. FUCK RIGHT OFF.

Jake: all according to plan :D

Riki: i just screenshotted ur messages and sent them to that bang chan guy btw

fly high jake hyung <3

Jake: U WHAT.

Jay: i love being in this friend group

it makes me look so normal

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