I pace my living room thinking about my next move. When that episode airs- which is definitely soon considering half the da mn show was already leaked! The papparazi are definitely going to have a field day with this one. I'm going to have to go into hiding! I have to move countries. I can't stay here, and I definitely can't go back to the U.S. Maybe Mexico? The food is delicious, the weather is nice, and I'm sure I'll do fine with the 2 years of Spanish I took in high school, I'm practically fluent!
"Malibu, will you sit down? I know you're freaking out, but you just need to calm down and-"
"Calm down!" I exclaim. "Warner, Blaineley, the host of 'Celebrity Manhunt,' the lady I had to get a temporary restraining order against, told the entire world, and HEATHER, that I had a one night stand with Alejandro! I'm going to have to flee the country!"
"Listen, I know it's bad, but at least you weren't totally blindsided. We have the upper hand, so when this does air out, we know to evade the paparazzi, and it'll blow over quickly."
I guess that makes me feel a little better. I just hate that that little witch put my business out there. And there's no telling what Heather thinks about this. She's probably plotting my death, waiting to strike at the right time.
"How did she even know?" Warner asks. "Did you tell anyone?"
"No! You were the first and only person I told. I have no idea how she could've found out, I didn't see her at that party."
"She is a total nutcase," Warner says. "But hey, at least we don't have to watch her on 'Total Drama' anymore. The one time Chris does something right, and it's getting rid of Blaineley and Courtney."
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"Last time on Total Drama World Tour... Thanks, China! We had a blast. Just not the kind associated with fun, especially for Cody who found himself in a love potion-induced semi-coma, courtesy of his wife, Sierra. And since the show is still short on cashola, we had a two-for-one sale on losers. One of whom was assisted by a certain repeat offender. We're down to the final five! Who won't make the final four, and how will I punish Chef for helping someone cheat, again? Find out right now on Total. Drama. 🎶World Tour!🎶"
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The scene starts with Alejandro, Heather, and Duncan. Duncan sits back, whistling to himself while the two observe him.
"Smiling? Whistling? This is the happiest I've ever seen you," Alejandro says.
"What can I say? It's like all of my problems jumped out of a plane."
"So..." Alejandro trails off. "About what Blaineley said, I-"
Heather sits up to turn to Alejandro, and she frowns.
"Dude," Duncan cuts him off. "I don't care that you hooked up with my ex."
"Your ex?" Heather scoffs. "Since when did you two make anything official? Last I checked, she got tired of your antics and left the show."
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"I only brought up Duncan's "ex" to know where I stand with him," Alejandro says in his confessional. "Not because I feel bad or anything, but I need to protect myself if I want to make it into the finale. It must kill Duncan knowing that his lady left him, only for her to become a millionaire and hook up with me. But knowing him, he'll never admit it, so I shouldn't have anything to worry about."
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TDASR; Book 3 (Total Drama All-stars: Retreat)
Fanfiction"And lastly, I'd like to thank the person who took me under their wing and saw me for who I am; a shoe loving fanatic." I look at Chris. He went from sulking to sitting up confidently in his seat. He actually thinks I'm talking about him... Good, I...
