new episode , new rant :3
this episode has a lot to go over so let's begin
1. FUCK THE SUN
holy shit balls man. this little fucker has me pissed off. like i get punishing ganymede and europa, but BANISHMENT????? that's way to extreme.
if i were the sun, i would have just humbled them and let the punishment be something else entirely. BUT NO, THIS BURNING BALL OF HYDROGEN ASS BITCH HAD TO FUCKING BANISH THEM.
i mean to be fair when he said he can't allow them in his solar system anymore i thought he was going to kill ganymede and europa.
BUT STILL
i have to hand it to solarballs though. the sun makes for a really good antagonist :)
2. Jupiter and his lovely ability called "NOT SPEAKING THE FUCK UP"
LIKE COME ON MAN. YOU COULD HAVE LIED AND STOPPED THEM FROM LEAVING.
LIKE YOU LIED ABOUT THE PLANET X EJECTON (hence the sun saying he's an "expemplary planet") SO YOU CAN LIE ABOUT GANYMEDE AND EUROPA HAVING EVEN THE SMALLEST, THE FUCKING SMALLEST, EFFECT ON YOUR ORBIT AND OR AXIS.
i hope the guilt of being able to keep 2 of his major moon and not taking that chance eats him alive!!!
3. X
HOLY SHIT BALLS PLANET X CAMEO
now this has me thinking. scheming if you will.
what if ganymede and europa meet up with him while leaving the solar system.
they have a little chat. X tells them about what happened. They start scheming with X to get him back and show to the sun that Jupiter isn't the perfect planet that the sun thinks he is.
for X, this can be his revenge on Jupiter and Saturn.
for ganymede and europa, this can be their ticket back into the solar system. but, they also feel betrayed by jupiter cause if he had only said that, they MAYBE could have been able to stay but THAT BIG ASS BITCH DIDNT SAY SHIT
but that's just a theory!
4. SATURN GOT SOME NAMES RIGHT!!!!!
that scene made me so giddy folks i can't even!! Eceledus and Dione were so happy too i swear!!!
also he looked so confused as to why jupiter didnt help try to keep ganymede and europa in the solar system
5. "the planet revolution"
PLEASE MAKE THAT HAPPEN
CAUSE WHAT GANYMEDE SAID WOULD BE SOME AMAZING ASS FORESHADOWING
PLEASE, PLANETS REVOLT AGAINST THE SUN WITH THE MOONS.
i feel like my hatred for the sun is a bit prevalent!
6. Earth talking about the attempt
well it finally happened. he finally told the others about his attempt.
first off, when earth went up to mercury to explain his payment for insulting the moons, mars got so confused it was adorable
everyone got so solemn real quick after he talked about the attempt tho.
7. the sun again i fear
WHO IS THIS BITCH AFRAID OF??
A BIGGER STAR, A BLACK HOLE, OR EVEN THE SUPERMASSIVE BLACK IN THE CENTER OF OUR GALAXY (Sagittarius A*)
8. ganymede's fuck up
another speculation on my part, but i think that if ganymede didnt call out the sun and insinuate that the planets will revolt against the sun, him and europa wouldn't have been banished.
like he ate with that speech, but that is what probably led the sun to banish him and europa
9. the sun might be holding something over jupiters head...
i was pondering...
and like. when the the sun called for jupiter to tell him the science, it reminded me so much of the orbit switch part 1. the sun told jupiter to tell him the science and that he'll know if jupiter is lying...
so what if the sun knows jupiter and saturn ejected X, and is holding it over his head even now...
but idk! it's all a theory!
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all in all, i think this was such an amazing episode and i can't wait for the beginning of the planet X ark next week!!
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