solarballs oneshots and stuff!!

💍Wedding Bells💍

i came up with the idea while sleep deprived in my economics class and wrote down said ideas sleep deprived in my economics class.

timing doesn't really matter as this is just for some shits and giggles, but it can be set after the disturbance in the kuiper belt episode 🤗🤗

3rd person (omnipresent) pov cause it's so much more fun to write in i swear!!

they can be humanized-ish?? or spherical?? it's ambiguous!

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It was a dreary day in the Kuiper Belt due to the lack of light, but the dwarf planets residing in it didn't mind. Their eyes having been adjusted to the lack of light many millennia ago.

All of a sudden, seven smaller moons and one slightly larger moon fly by. "Come on, Dysnomia, we're going to be late. You know Eris wouldn't want us to be late," the one of the smaller of the eight says. He is tiny stature makes his threat less intense then intended.

"Hold on Kerberos, you're too fast for the rest of the little ones. Nyx and Styx can barely keep up with you," Dysnomia exclaims, "Even then, MK2, Namaka, Hi'iaka, and Hydra have a tendency to wander off sometimes. And why are you in such a hurry? It's not like your in the wedding-."

"WE ARE!!!" a female moon interrupts. "Styx is a flower girl and I, the great Nyx, am the ring bearer. You on the other hand, Kerberos, are not even in the wedding party. That's honestly kinda sad. You shall be missed my poor Kerberos, you shall be missed."

"Erm, isn't the ring bearer supposed to be a man, oh great Nyx?" a smaller moon with glasses says sarcastically.

"OH SHUT UP MK2. WERE MOONS. GENDER ROLES DONT APPLY TO US," Nyx rebukes.

"Enough you guys. Let's just go on and get towards the wedding in quiet," Dysnomia says exasperated.

"Fine..." all three of the trouble making moons say.

"And what about the rest of you?"

"Alright, we shall behave," Namaka speaks, vocalizing what the remaining moons were thinking.

"Let's head on over then. We're almost late anyways." All eight moons start moving towards the supposed wedding again.

At the wedding

Namaka starts to livestream the wedding, "HEY CHAT WHATS UP ITS YOUR BOY NAMAKA BACK WITH ANOTHER EPIC STREAM. TODAY WERE AT THE WEDDI-"

"SHUT THE FUCK UP NAMAKA. NO ONE EVEN WATCHES THOSE STUPID STREAMS," Hi'iaka yells.

"NUH UH. I DO HAVE VIEWERS. FUCKING 'imwatchingu_X' IS WATCHING THIS"

"BRO WHO IS?? Never mind! JUST SHUT UP THE WEDDING ABOUT TO START"

Just as Hi'iaka says that, the asteroid curtain opens to Nyx moving towards the alter with the groom, Haumea, right behind her. Nyx leads Haumea to the alter and both stop in front of the officiant, Eris.

"I should've asked to be payed for this," Dysnomia exclaims before starting to play "Here Comes the Bride" on the space organ. Then walks out Styx, carrying a basket full of icy flower petals towards the alter. Once they have stepped into their place behind Nyx, the bride walked out.

Charon looked absolutely gorgeous. She should, I mean it is her wedding day. As she graciously walks down the aisle, Charon gets a feeling of discontent. But she ignores it and continues on to the alter, stopping when she gets there.

Eris starts, "I don't know how to do this so let's begin." A couple of bemused snickers escape from Neptune, who for some odd reason is in the audience. "We are here today for some holy matrimony or some shit between Charon and Haumea. Before I go any further, if you have any objections speak now or forever hold your silence."

There was silence.

"Ok then. I thought something would have happened. Now let's get on with the wed-"

All of a sudden, Pluto holding Ceres under his arm ran in. "I OBJECT!" he exclaimed. Neptune had taken his popcorn out by now. Namaka is live-streaming the drama.

"I OBJECT. CHARON, I CAME HERE TO STOP YOU. YOU CANT GET MARRIED TO HAUMEA. IF NOT FOR ME," he exclaims, pointing to himself, "THEN FOR OUR CHILD!" he says pointing to Ceres who is still being held by Pluto.

"Who are we, trash?" Kerberos asks to Hydra.

"Man i don't even know anymore," Hydra responds.

"Of course this is happening. Come on Dysnomia, let's just go." Eris says to her moon. Dysnomia nods in response and the two leave before anything else happens.

"Wait Pluto, it's not what it looks like." Haumea pleads.

"Oh I think it is. GET EM' CERES!" Pluto rebuts as he sicks Ceres onto the groom. Ceres just goes on a rampage leaving many to flee, other than the moons of Pluto; Neptune, whose just chilling and eating his popcorn; and Namaka, he just really wants to livestream whatever chaos is happening.

"WAIT CERES NO. PLEASE NO CERES-" Haumea yells as he is running away from Ceres, who is chasing him vigorously. "AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH"

"Well that happened. Um. Charon, since we're already, uh, do you want to get married?" Pluto nervously asks

"Of course! This was just a practice for our wedding silly." Charon says.

"Oh. So I'm just gonna go and find Haumea. You know, to apologize."

"Let's just get married."

"Yes Ma'am!"

Eris comes back. "So I now pronounce you husband and wife or whatever. Yall are cleaning up this mess or I swear." She says while leaving.

"Happy ending?" Pluto says sheepishly.

"Apologize to Haumea, THEN we get our happy ending." Charon answers.

"Alright." Pluto mouths as he and his moons walk to find Haumea and Ceres.

"BOOO." Namaka heckles. "That's such a boring end to this"

"No not really :P. I did get to finish the popcorn tho :]." Neptune conveys.

"Why are you even here? I thought this was for dwarf planets and their moons only?"

"I don't know? Why am I here? Te Hee!!" Neptune says, vanishing into thin air despite the lack of air in space.

"You planets are so weird..... Wait. Who even is 'imwatchingu_X'? Who's bro watching? Whoever it is, not my problem." Namaka ponders while also leaving to find Haumea and Hi'iaka.

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I feel like this doesn't accurately portray a wedding but i haven't been to one since i was 8 so oh well!!

The wonders of what goes through my brain during Economics. As much as i hate that class it is good for my creativity i fear. 🌪️

Anyway i loved the new episode! i can't wait for part 3!

also, SOLARBALLS. DROP AN EPISODE ON THE PAST SOLAR SYSTEM. AND MY LIFE IS YOURS ;)

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Hope yall enjoyed it!!

Until next time!