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🧶Consciousness🧶

A little new moon special!

First person Pov!

Spherical! 🪨

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Sunday, September 29, 2024

I awake. Plain and simple, right? FUCK NO! I'm freaking out here, wherever here is. Where am I again? I don't fucking know. I don't know a lot of shit.

Wait. Who am I? Shit. That's a big problem. How can I know anything if I don't know who I am?

Alright, no need to freak out. Let's just think and calm down. Why is it so... lacking out here. It's so, dark. Should it be this dark? No, not if the heat has anything to do with it. Ok, so this means my eyes are closed then. What even are eyes? I can't give less of a fuck right now. Let me just open them and-

AHHH ITS SO STARS DAMNED BRIGHT. I FEEL LIKE I GOT FUCKING FLASHBANGED. OH GOOD HEAVENS.

Ok well it's a good thing I didn't overreact! But it is bright. That sucks a bit.

"Glad to see your awake little one!" a very large gray spherical object says. "Earth, they're awake!"

Who's this guy? And what does me waking up have to do with this "Earth" guy.

"Oh! Hey there little one! How's consciousness treating you? I'm Earth, and my other moon over there is Luna!" And if I thought the grey guy, who I now know as Luna, was large, THE GREEN AND BLUE GUY, Earth as he says, IS FUCKING HUGE. Earth motions towards Luna with a confused look on his face. Why's he confused?

"Luna. I, uh, kinda forgot what Jupiter told me to say," he says sheepishly. Whose Jupiter? Earth continues, "It's not everyday that I get a new moon."

"It's fine, I actually paid attention to Jupiter, so I'll say the rest," Luna says teasingly. He turns back to me. "So, little one-"

I interpreted him. " Yeah no. My names not little one. I might not know what it is, but I'm sure as fuck it's not little one." Earth and Luna looked shocked. Why? Was it something I said?

"Ok, first off, you probably shouldn't curse like that out loud. The Sun doesn't like anyone cursing. Especially those in the inner solar system," Earth starts, "Secondly, my earthlings call you 2024 PT5, so how about we call you PT5? Do you like it?"

"It's not like I have much of a choice for other names anyway. Sure, PT5 I am," I say. I don't necessarily like the name. I'd rather have anything else. But who knows, maybe it'll stick.

Luna continues, " As I was saying before I got interrupted...". And here he goes. Yapping away. Maybe I'll pay attention.

Tuesday, October 8, 2024

You know, being a moon actually doesn't suck that bad. I just get to do nothing most of the time, though Earth and Luna both like to talk to me sometimes.

"Hey! PT5!" Speak of the devil and he shall appear. Earth calls me over, "Do you wanna come with me to meet the other rocky planets? I think you'll like them!"

"Why not," I respond. The other rocky planets can't be that bad. Right?

So all three of us, because of course Luna is joining us too, head to where the other rockies are. They look... nice? Kinda.

"HEY EARTH. GET OVER HERE ALREADY SO I CAN BEAT MERCURY QUICKER," The red and orange one proclaims. Yeah so I was dead wrong about at least one of them. He sounds like a bitch.

"Relax Venus. Plus, we're gonna have to wait a bit more before starting too. I have someone you guys might want to meet!" Earth retaliates.

The angry bitch, who is known to all as Venus, looks confused. He questions Earth, "Someone we might want to meet? What? Did you get another moon or something?"