solarballs oneshots and stuff!!

🫰Headcannons - 1🫰

SOLARBALLS. MAKE THE REST OF THE DWARF PLANETS MOONS OFFICIAL CHARACTERS. AND MY LIFE IS YOURS

anyway headcannon time!!

- Pluto and Charon are practically husband and wife! Nyx, Styx, Hydra, and Kerberos are practically their children

- Charon views Ceres as her and Pluto's child as well, but Pluto is still a bit apprehensive about Ceres. Though he is warming up to him.

- Ceres will try and eat anything and everything he comes across, ofc minus planets, moons, and asteroids (comets and meteors are not excluded tho)

- MK2 and Makemake are both nerds, but MK2 is the "erm actually 👆🤓" kinda guy while Makemake is the "Can I use this for my OC lore 💕" kinda guy

- Earth either has a high ass pain tolerance or is just really used to all the shit that happens on his surface

- Earth can travel down to his surface and can bring others with him! while on his surface by himself, he hikes to center himself. when he brings the others, he shows them some touristy places

- Volcanic eruptions are like pimples to planets and moons, but "pimple patches" are incredibly hard to come by. Io has a stockpile of the patches and sells them to anyone who needs them (Venus and Earth especially, besides Io himself) for a certain price.

- Earth also does underground deals, but its earthling food and items instead of volcanic pimple patches

- Titan was the actual reason as to why Saturn's rings exist in the first place, but since Saturn is so vehemently convinced that he killed moons to make the rings, Titan just doesn't say anything

- the first time Earth took the rocky planets down to his surface, he took them gambling 🎰. Venus is now banned from a lot of Casinos in the US.

- the moons of mars and neptune use brainrot terms i fear 😨

- Neptune listens to those benjixscarlett songs (yall better know what im talking about or i swear) but hates kids bop.

- Venus has bought an ouija board from Earth to try and talk to the spirits of planet past. he has used this plenty of times to scare the other rocky planets

- Mars would have been one of those gacha / creepypasta kids back in 2017 (no hate i was one too back in 2017 )

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Anyway a couple of things!

1. in regards to september being suicide prevention month :

i don't care if i know you or not, but you and your life matter to me. you are loved and you matter. suicide is not an answer, it can just make things worse.

2. updates might take a bit cause my grandpa is sick and it's really not looking good for him at all. me and my part of the family are a whole days worth of air travel away and i'm just worried sick about him. so much so it's just killing the mood to write. i will still try and update at a normal pace but i truly don't know

3. the benjixscarlet thing came to me cause one of my bsf's KEEPS ON SENDING IT TO ME so it's kinda driving me crazy 🤪

that's all! i hope yall enjoyed this!