solarballs oneshots and stuff!!

Headcannons - 3 🐡

It's that time again! 🤗

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- Despite the resentment against Earth due to being demoted to a dwarf planet, Pluto still kind of idolizes Earth.

- Both Phobos and Deimos write fanfictions. It's just that Phobos writes them normally and in moderation. Deimos writes the interesting ones!

- When asteroids get caught in a planet's gravity and are to complete at least 1 rotation around said planet, they gain consciousness. If they get caught in a planet's gravity and are to be flung into said planet, they don't gain consciousness. Why would they truly live only for a mere fraction of time and then die?

- Triton has letters for every one of Neptune's moons + Callisto, Io, and the dwarf planets. He knows his fate. He knows there is no way to stop it. He just wants those he cares about to know that he cares for them.

- Uranus looses his art skills if he doesn't make any sort of piece in a while.

- Astrodude accidentally added a mod to Computer and she will now absolutely curse when necessary. When not necessary, she will just call him names in a sort of joking manner.

- Before Earths redemption, Jupiter was always tentative to talk to Earth. Earth just reminded Jupiter of his past self quite a lot. The past self that accidentally slaughtered all of those sleeping rocky planets and ejected X. He hoped that Earth wouldn't do anything too bad to cause an upheaval within the solar system due to his attitude. When he heard about what Earth said to Titan during the Solar System Trial, he just felt so disappointed in both Earth and himself. Earth for obvious reasons, but himself as he feels he could have at least tried and bettered his personality before this all happened.

- Earth has nicknames for all the rocky planets and Luna!
Mercury-> Merc
Venus-> Ven
Mars->Marsy
Luna-> Lua
He only calls them by their full names when he's serious about something.

- Titania would absolutely go to extremes when swearing on something. Like, if she were human she'd say something like:
"I swear on my dead grandparents graves back in brazil" or something of that sort.

- Sun can see everything in his heliosphere (how far solar winds extend throughout the solar system) which is about 100-123 AU in one way and thousands of AU's the other way! His vision gets really fuzzy past in the Asteroid and Kuiper Belts and after a distance of 48 AU, or where the Kuiper Belt ends. The Sun truly believes that X left the solar system since he can't find X in his heliosphere, but X is still there. X just orbits at no closer than 200 AU and no further than 1200 AU.

- Earth's magnetic field provides almost total protection from solar flares. Before 1945, he used to brag to the other rockies that he had never felt a solar flare before. After 1945, he understands more of how they feel due to all of the atomic bombs being tested and dropped onto him, not like he'll tell anyone though.

- Due to the Chicxulub impact right above the Yucatán Peninsula, Earth has vision problems in one eye.

- While X has matured in many ways, he is still the most immature of the outer planets. It does make sense, since he was ejected before he could truly be nurtured by the Sun.

- Both Neptune and Uranus don't need to wear layers of clothes due to their colder temperatures. They do wear layers because Saturn, every time he would visit them, would always ask them if they were cold.

- Venus would listen to both Limp Bizkit and Taylor Swift. If anyone would ask him what he's listening to, he'd only say the former.

- When Uranus is hyper focused on something, he lets out a singular hum unconsciously. These come around every 20 minutes to 1 hour. He even does it at random times too. The subconscious reasoning for it is so that he makes sure he doesn't lose his voice (that's literally me)

- Earth would absolutely flirt with the other rocky planets indiscriminately. If they were to flirt with him back, though, he will run away.

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i fucking hate getting sick :(
this shit sucks ass
at least i get to eat some nice serbian chicken soup!

usually the problem with me getting sick is that any time i either stand or sit up, i feel so dizzy it's like i'm having a flare up ☹️ like i don't want to faint im trying to warm up some bread and soup.

also y'all should i start posting my oneshots on AO3?

hope yall enjoyed them!