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Hit Me With Your Sweet Love, Steal Me With a Kiss🌷

Title from Bubblegum Bitch by MARINA

Titan has a problem. Luna, Phobos, and Deimos may or may not know how to fix it.

A request from Bl00dCI0t  🤗

Third person pov!!

anthropomorphic!!🔮

Just wanna warn yall that there is a bit of blood and bodily wounds depicted so >:)

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Titan was just watching those two. When does he not, though. 'Europa's icy surface glistens perfectly in the sunlight, making her look divine. Ganymede's craters frame his surface perfectly. And the way he just smiles so beautifully, I just-' He thinks to himself before being interrupted.

"Titan, are you even listening to us?" Luna asks.

"Yes I do love it when Ganymede talks about himself. His voice has just the right amount of gravel in it, it's perfect!" Titan states, his voice having that tone of being in love. Luna just looks at him, mouth agape with disgust. Titan fully registers what he just said. "OH STARS NO. LUNA, PHOBOS, DEIMOS, PLEASE DISREGARD THAT," he shouts out, thankfully not loud enough for any of the other moons to hear.

"Oooh. Titan's got a crush!" Phobos teases.

"I mean I personally shipped you with Titania, but whatever works!" Deimos taunts.

"But Ganymede? Out of all moons? Ganymede?" Luna rightfully criticized. "Plus, Titan. He's dating Europa. Your core is going after a taken man."

"Is it bad if I say that I have a crush on Europa too?" Titan questions. Deimos squeals and Phobos elbows his stomach. The two smaller moons get into a scuffle.

Luna just looks at Titan with disbelief and disappointment in his expression, "Titan. What are we going to do with you."

"Hopefully help me with the crush...?" Titan squeaks out.

"And how are we going to do that?"

"Oh! Oh! I know! Let's make him immediately confess to them! The worst they can say is no!" Phobos announced, apparently done scuffing with Deimos.

"Phobos, that's a horrible idea." Titan states.

"Not unless we get you used to hearing the word no," Deimos points out. "I think it's called rejection therapy!"

Titan turns towards Luna, "Luna, please don't tell me you agree with their idea," he pleads. Luna ponders over the idea and if he should endorse it. After a couple seconds, he comes to a conclusion.

"I mean you did ask us to help you with your crush. And, this is really the only idea that's been put out. It might actually work," Luna responds.

"Alright then. What's up first for this rejection therapy thing?" Titan reluctantly agrees. Everyone starts to think on ideas. Phobos and Deimos look jump up as if they have an idea, then immediately deflate afterwards, giving Titan and Luna false hopes. Finally, Luna motions towards the other moons.

"I have an idea. Follow me." Luna states. He starts to move towards the inner solar system. The other three moons start to follow him. Once they catch up, Titan gives Luna a questioning look. Luna catches on to what goes unsaid. "You're going to ask Earth if you can throw asteroids at him."