Damn it's been a hot minute since i've done one of these ;)
well at least for this book 🫃
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*ALIEN and 3 others are online*
TERRA: see
balls
FLAMEO: earth what the fuck
TERRA: no see
since we're planets
we're spheres
and since we're spheres
we're balls
FLAMEO: earth what the fuck
TINY: no he has a point
FLAMEO: are yall both on something
TERRA: nooo
also
@ALIEN ik your online, i've got your goods
just come to my orbit ;)
ALIEN: coming
*LUNEY and OLIVE are online*
LUNEY: @TERRA please don't tell me your dealing again
OLIVE: And yet another reason in which I have to ask if you are physically alright in the inner solar system, Luna.
TERRA: me
no
nuh uh
mars just wanted a book on himself from my earthlings :)
trust
ALIEN: he's lying
i got some nice grilled salmon from him
and who would want to read about me anyways
TERRA: a lot of humans actually
but that's mostly cause they want to abandon me for you
but let's ignore that fact
and guess who's not getting anymore grilled salmon!
ALIEN: and guess who's gonna head into the sun!
TERRA: my dear marsy
you cant outdo the doer
TINY: @LUNEY should we...
LUNEY: it's not like he's gonna stop making these kinds of jokes
TINY: fair enough
TERRA: anyways
@ASTHMA
i'm sending someone to get the goods for ven and i
*ASTHMA and DICTIONARY are online*
ASTHMA: R-R-RIGHT-Y O
DICTIONARY: Earth, please tell me you are not giving drugs to my moon.
TERRA: WHAT
I WOULD NEVER
I DONT EVEN LIKE DRUGS
FLAMEO: HAH
TERRA: GUYS
PLS
HELP
ASTHMA: IS THIS S-SOMEONE YOU SENT CALLED C-CRUITHNE??
TERRA: yup!
he's chill enough not to tell anyone
DICTIONARY: Earth.
TERRA: guys i lowkey highkey am screwed rn
DICTIONARY: Venus, you are not off the hook too.
FLAMEO: FUCK
EARTH WHY TF DID YOU HAVE TO SAY MY NAME
TERRA: if i go down
you go down with me
so can i go down on u?
FLAMEO: WHAT THE FUCK DUDE
TINY: WOAH THERE
EARTH
ALIEN: honestly i don't know why yall are surprised
he's said so, so much worse
TINY: like...
ALIEN: "you know you'd be easy to make a slobbering mess, marsy"
TERRA: oh please
that's not even the worst one i've said to you
plus didn't i say that yesterday
FLAMEO: YESTERDAY
LIKE
YESTERDAY YESTERDAY
LIKE
WHAT KIND OF FREAKY TIME ARE YOU ON EARTH
TERRA: ٩( ᐛ )و
OLIVE: Suddenly, I don't feel safe in this group chat anymore.
ASTHMA: CRUTHINE IS ON H-HIS WAY BACK
*OLIVE and ASTHMA have gone offline*
TINY: THERES WORSE
TERRA: oh yea
but yall won't know it
cause my lips are sealed
or my dear merc
my lips can be sealed on your dick, if you allow me
TINY: oh!
that's definitely worse
i feel
i don't know how to feel
DICTIONARY: Earth, I would say I am disappointed in you, but I have heard worse from two of my moons. That does not leave you and Venus off the hook, though.
LUNEY: OH MY STARS
I KNEW THEY WERE FREAKY
IM BOUTTA TELL EVERYONE BACK IN THE MOON CLUB
TERRA: aw man
DICTIONARY: Now, please explain why Io is secretly dealing something to you and Venus.
FLAMEO: well since you got us into this mess, you get to explain it earth
TERRA: so baciclyy ven and i are both breaking out with volcanic pimples
and io is the only one in the solar system who has pimple patches for them
and since i can't go to your orbit
cause my earthlings
i have to send one of my quasi moons to get them for us
DICTIONARY: And why can't Venus come and get them for you both? He doesn't have life.
TERRA: see
he doesnt want to risk his bad boy image with getting the patches himself
FLAMEO: SHUT YP EARTH
OR SCREAMING WONT BE THE ONLY THING YOUR DOING TONIGHT
*TERRA has gone offline*
ALIEN: did he just
LUNEY: yeah
hey what's that coming towards me
ANSNKALAPALA
*LUNEY has gone offline*
ALIEN: oh!
TINY: VENUS WHAT DID YOU DO
FLAMEO: BITCH I DIDNT DO SHIT
YK WHAT
SUN BE DAMED
IM GOING AFTER YOU MERCURY
ALIEN: not again
TINY: HELP
HELP ME
DICTIONARY: Oh dear. Not like it's my problem!
*FLAMEO and 3 others are offline*
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I am so done with trig i can't even :(
lowkey don't know what to say in my authors note cause nothing's really happening in my life rn other than college apps and visits
I hope yall enjoyed!
YOU ARE READING
solarballs oneshots and stuff!!
Fanfictionrants, chatfics, oneshots, and a bunch of other stuff this is just self indulgent what am i doing with my life
