solarballs oneshots and stuff!!

🍷Housewifery🍷

i feel like i'm going crazy chat

Request from : @_6solarballs_dump9_

3rd person pov 🌞

humanized might make more sense for this one! 🫠

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It was a normal day in the solar system, or as normal as it can be when an arcade opened up in the asteroid belt. So many were excited to go and try it out, especially the moons.

Triton was doing Neptune a favor by bringing the rest of his moons to the new arcade. It's not like he didn't want to go or anything, just that he didn't want to be stuck babysitting again. But life doesn't always work out how we want it to, so here he was: babysitting. 'If only there was someone else here who can help with the little ones.' he thought.

As if some kind of deity answered his prayers, Io and Callisto walked into the arcade. Neso and Laomedia, both of whom recognizing Io, started to drag Triton to the two Galilean moons. The other 13 moons of Neptune followed suit.

"H-HEY TRITON!! OVER HERE!" Io exclaimed, finally seeing the dwarf planet turned moon being dragged towards him. Callisto looks towards the moons of Neptune and stifles a laugh. 'She looks so gorgeous when she laughs' Triton thinks, smitten by the dark moon in front of him.

"You look like you need some help, Triton," Callisto states.

"I-I can h-help! Come o-on little moons-s!" Io says, taking the moons of Neptune away from Triton and Callisto, but not before giving a wink to the latter.

"Thanks you guys," Tritons says. The two moons stand in semi-awkward silence until the larger of the two breaks her silence.

"So, do you want to go play some games?" Callisto asks.

"Sure, there is one that I really have been dying to try," Triton responds. He gives out his hand and she takes it.

"Only if we play my favorite game here as well," she says, taking his hand. Triton leads Callisto to an arcade game involving motorcycles.

"Here we are. I've heard that these are fun, somehow. Do you want to race?"

"Sure."

The two each get onto separate motorcycles and start to play the game. For a good part of the game, Callisto is in the lead. But in the final lap, Callisto crashes and Triton gets ahead of her, making him win the game.

"That was a fun game. Which one do you want to do next," he asks.

"Follow me and you'll find out," she answers. The two moons then head over to a game titled "Dance Dance Revolution".

"I never pegged you as the kind of girl to like DDR," Triton teased.

"I never pegged you as the kind of guy to play dungeons and dwarf planets but here we are, Tritonious," Callisto teased back. She went on the left side of the machine. "Now come on, or are you too scared to dance?"

"You're on," Triton says with the upmost confidence that he's going to win, "I am a dance god."

He gets onto the right side of the machine. Once they're both ready, a song called Cosmic Hurricane starts playing. They do their funky little dance, with Callisto being the better of the two. The song ends and Callisto gets a better score.

"What happened to your win, oh mighty dance god?" Callisto says tauntingly.

"Next time we do this i'll definitely win. Mark my words."

"Sure."

"So what game do you want to do next?"

"What about that one?" Callisto says, pointing to a game called "THE EPIC MASS PUNCHER"

"That seems interesting. Let's go do it," Triton responds.

"Y-Yeah!! Let's go do it!!" Io says, butting in. The two moons (read: lovebirds) jumped in surprise. Once everything calmed down, all 18 moons went towards "THE EPIC MASS PUNCHER".

"I-I'll go first!" Io exclaims. Once he punches the punching bag, something pops up on the screen. It's a reading of 8.932 x 10^22 KG. "Mighty i-impressive!"

"My turn, I guess." Triton says, waking up to the punching bag. He punches it with all of his might. The reading says : 2.139 +- .03 x 10^22 KG. "Oh," is all that he can mumble out.

Callisto smirks a bit before putting on a face of indifference. She Punches the bag, shaking the machine. The reading pops up on the screen: 1.076 x 10^23 KG. "Nice..."

She says some more things, but Triton cannot hear them. So many images are running through his brain. Let's look at three of them.

- Triton is cooking in the kitchen when Callisto comes home. "Hey honey, i've made your favorite dinner!"
" Oh! Thank you darling. You know how much I love Filet Mignon."
"Anytime babe." He cares for his wife, just like the house wife he is.

  - Triton is vacuuming around the house while some of the smaller moons of Neptune and Jupiter are running around. All of a sudden he hears some screaming from them. It sounds like one of the little ones got hurt. He stops vacuuming to take care of them like the house wife he is.

  - Triton is in his van, picking up some small moons from school. After this, he has to drop Proteus and Sao at soccer practice. Then he will drop off Neso and Larissa at gymnastics. He's helping out with the kids, like the house wife he is.

Triton shakes his head and snaps back into reality just as Callisto and Io wave goodbye to the group of Neptunian moons. He waves goodbye to them back. After they leave, he hears 15 small snickers.

"What are you guys laughing about this time?" Triton asks. The small moons erupt into joyous laughter. Only Proteus can contain it enough to respond to Triton's question.

"Tritons got a girlfriend! He's so in Loveee! Wait. Do you have a girlfriend, Triton?" Proteus exclaims and questions.

'Let me just ignore that', Triton thinks. He takes off his sunglasses, rubs his eyes, takes a moment to collect himself, and puts them back on. "All right kids, let's head back to Neptune."

He gets a collective cheer and takes that as a sign to start walking out the arcade. All was peaceful while walking out. Until...

"You know, Triton. You never really answered Proteus' question. Do you have a girlfriend?" Galatea asked.

"Ugh," is all that Triton could say in response.

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First and foremost, THANK YALL FOR 1K READS!! Truly you guys are amazing 🤩

Secondly, I am planning on a new work/book. it is still solarballs related, but it's for a silly little AU i have!

I will NOT be discontinuing this book. This book is still my main priority. It's just that for me, i usually have to do many things at once to keep my interests up. It's already posted so if yall want to go and check it out feel free to!!🤗

Planet X my gorgeous snookums <3

And finally, I physically cannot wait for the 28th just because we finally learn about what happened in the past. If we get to see other stars, i better see the sun and proxima centauri be besties or ill crash out. 😤😤

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Anyways i'm sorry for my ramblings, Trillisto real, and I hope yall enjoyed it!!