Brassic (on hold)

Episode one - your pony's a c**t - P1

"Chucking yourself off, Vinnie? You don't wanna jump off there. Not high enough. You'll just bugger your legs up." An older man said to the lad sat on top of the bridge he just walked under.

"Yeah, all right. Thanks, Ralph. I'll bear that in mind, mate." Vinnie said back down to him smiling a bit when he heard a giggle behind him.

"Tower block. That's what you need. Or a fast-moving train. See you, son. Or not." Ralph said as he carried on walking.

"I told you people would think you're going to jump off there." A blonde haired girl said with a bright smile whilst holding a book in her hands.

"Yeah you were right. Come on let's go steal a car." Vinnie said as he got down from the bridge and helped the girl stand up swiftly, giving her a peck when she was up.

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"Tell me it's not looking thinner." Vinnie said to his mate in the passenger seat as he messed with his hair.

"I can't tell." Dylan said back to him without even looking.

"You can't tell if you don't look properly, Dylan." He said as the police car that was chasing them got closer.

"It's fine." Dylan said barely glancing at his mates hair.

"See what I mean? You're not even looking." Vinnie shouted to his mate getting annoyed.

"What? I looked. Didn't I look?" Dylan argued back whilst looking at the others sat in the back of the stolen car.

"You were gazing!" One of the others said.

"What's less than a glance?" Vinnie asked them.

"A peek or a glimpse." Charlotte replied hoping they would stop arguing.

"A glimpse? You're glimpsing! Right, look properly. Check it out, see?" Vinnie said as he parted his hair for his friend to see.

"You're a bit...follicly challenged." Dylan replied after looking at him trying to remain serious.

"Fucking follicly challenged?" Vinnie said and then started laughing whilst still trying to speed from the police.

"Watch out!" Charlotte shouted when she saw something in the road.

"Oh, shit. What was that?" Vinnie said after he hit it with the car.

"A pheasant." Dylan informed the others.

"Where is it?" Asked Cardi.

"I don't know." Dylan said as he tried to look, "It's wedged in the fucking grille." Dylan said as he saw a feather peaking out.

"That's not a pheasant. It's a chicken." Vinnie said thinking he was right after he looked to see what bird it was.

"Why would a chicken be roaming free, not a pheasant?" Dylan said whilst pulling a face of disbelief.

"Why wouldn't it?" Vinnie said trying to prove his point, "It's a chicken, dude. You can tell it's a chicken." He said thinking he's right.

"Look at the plumage." Dylan said as he pointed to the bird.

"Fuck the plumage! I cannot go bald." Vinnie shouted to them still paranoid about his hair.

"They're gaining." Charlotte said as she looked behind them at the police car.

"They're not gaining. We'll lose 'em through Jim's field." Vinnie said as he made a sharp turn onto a field.

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