Vinnie x Oc
Join Lottie and her boyfriend Vinnie in a forgotten corner of Northern England as they try to navigate through life with some of their best mates.
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This story will contain:
Swearing
Drug misuse
Sex references
Abortion (series one)
Blo...
"What do you want me to do? Look at it! It's like you've been using it as a fucking pinata." Gary said once he saw the head.
"Superficial, innit, man of your skills, Gary." Vinnie told him as he held Lottie's hand.
"Then what? Where's the rest of him?" Gary asked the group incredulously.
"Fucking hell. That's where the big favour comes in really, cos we've lost him." Vinnie informed Gary
"You've lost him." Gary asked them in disbelief.
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"Yeah. Well, no, no. He got stolen, to be fair. It's a fucking long story. The good news is we do have the head. So I say we stitch that head onto another body." Vinnie told Gary his plan moving forward.
Whoa, whoa, whoa! Sew that head onto another body?" Gary exclaimed incredulously.
"Yeah. I mean, dude, you must have some lying around." Vinnie reasoned.
"Yeah, I have, but oddly enough, Vin, the bodies are still attached to the head. They're intact." Gary told Vinnie unbelieving of the plan.
"All right. So, let's just say, for argument's sake, one of them heads was to fall off that body, right? And then we get that head and stitch it onto that body and borrow it for like two fucking hours. Is that deeply unethical?" Vinnie quietly said to Gary as Lottie rubbed her head tiredly.
"Yes. Utterly contemptible, unthinkable, undignified." Gary exclaimed.
"Three hundred quid." Vinnie offered as he held his hand out.
"Done." Gary said as he shook Vinnie's hand. Vinnie turned to the others with a thumbs up as Lottie shook her head at the whole situation.
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The group moved into the morgue to pick which body would look the best for Tony Tillerton's head.
"All right, so... we've got sort of a fat fella." Gary said as he pulled the sheet back to show the man. "And er... like a thin woman." He told them as he pulled back another sheet, showing a young woman. "And...a black lad." He finished as he pulled back the final sheet. "So there's no perfect match." He said to the group who hovered in the doorway with JJ covering his face.
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"All right, one of yous has to catch it." Gary said to them as he turned on the electric saw.
"Dyl?" Vinnie asked.
"No fucking chance." He said adamantly.
"My gran died earlier today." Ash said as his excuse when Vinnie looked at him.
"I can't watch." Lottie said looking a little green before she quickly left the room.
"Fuck, dude. I've been fucking lifting his head all day long." Vinnie complained when he saw he was the only one to do it. He wished he could go and check on Lottie, but he knew that none of the others would buck up and help.
