Vinnie x Oc
Join Lottie and her boyfriend Vinnie in a forgotten corner of Northern England as they try to navigate through life with some of their best mates.
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This story will contain:
Swearing
Drug misuse
Sex references
Abortion (series one)
Blo...
Vinnie and Lottie were driving in the van towards the weed grow after receiving a phone call from Dylan.
"This is fucking sabotage, this is. This has got McDonaghs all over it." Vinnie said angrily to Dylan as he came out of the weed grow hidden door.
"It's not the McDonaghs. It was an electrical surge. Tommo took a direct feed off that thing. And it was blowing a gale last night. It's fried everything." Dylan explained the problem to the couple as he pointed to the wind turbines.
"Fuck's sake. That's all that fucking gear gone up in smoke now. Prices. Prices are gonna rise. I'm telling you, the McDonaghs are gonna be laughing their tits off." Vinnie said frustratedly as Lottie held his hand hoping to calm him down.
"Hey!" Jim shouted to them.
"Jesus Christ. What?" Vinnie asked wondering why Jim was angry.
"What do you reckon then?" Jim questioned them as he stood next to Lottie.
"It's a surge from that storm last night." Lottie told Jim the problem at hand.
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"Never mind that." He said to her, "What about them buggers. They were down wind at the time."Jim said as he pointed towards a group of cows, "They're fucking stoned. They need milking. I can't get them to shift. The milk's all tainted. I can't sell that to the supermarkets and have the public getting mashed over their cornflakes." Jim ranted angrily to them about his apparent cow problem.
"They're not stoned, you dipshit. You're imagining things. Listen, it's scientifically improbable. The smoke would go off into the ether." Vinnie said trying to calm the angry farmer down.
"There, look. They're stoned off their tits. Look, they're fucking giggling." Jim said as he pointed at the cows to try and prove his point.
"They're fucking cows, Jimbo. That's how cows always look." Vinnie said as they began to laugh at the situation.
"It's not funny." Jim said annoyed as Lottie tried to hide the face in Vinnie's chest.
"It fucking is." Dylan said trying to contain his laughter.
"They're as stoned as bastards. I mean, come on lads. What am I supposed to do?" Jim asked exasperated and annoyed with them about the cows.
"I'll tell you what you need to do now. Honestly, this is exactly what you need to do. You go to the 24 hour and get us some Jaffa Cakes." Vinnie said to Jim knowing that it was him that was probably high.
"Or a Dairy Milk." Lottie said muffled, still trying not to laugh too much
"Get him a Dairy Milk." Dylan said louder to them which made Jim more annoyed.
"Me to you, to me, to you. Fucking Chuckle Brothers are back with us." Jim said angrily as he stomped away from the laughing trio.
