What The? Dude Get Out Of Here!

68 10 34
                                        

Ridge Rd

Middletown, Connecticut

Matilda: *making a Spanish omelette*

Man: *opens Matilda's freezer*

Matilda: What?! Dude, what are you doing here?!

Man: I need a Klondike Bar!

Matilda: I don't have any! It's rude to just barge in here!

Man: Can I have a soda?

Matilda: No! Scram!

Man: I ran out of soda!

Matilda: Then, go to the supermarket!

Man: I love you! I love you! I love you! I love you! I love you!

Matilda: Get out!

Man: I love you! I love you! I love you! I love you! *melts*

Matilda: Okay then!







This story was written on Sunday, September 1st, 2024.

A/N Dude, get lost! You got no business rummaging through someone's freezer like that! 🤬 Don't be a silent reader. Please leave feedback. Thanks.

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